List of affectionate nicknames for gear pieces

Mstrdrgn1012

Curious to see what you all call some of these.

It'd be nice to have pics of each with a title and description under each, but I'm too lazy to do so... So we'll just name them randomly.

There's the hairdryer (purple one is notorious).
The ashtray or shower drain.
The cuffs.
The 'laptop'?
What else?

Eibbor_Tharth

The beans in the plate
The iron ****
The eyeball
The experiment tube

The first pieces that comes to mind.

Doga

The one I can't post on the forums

Mstrdrgn1012

Lol, nice.
Hoping others keep it going. This is great information. Now I know what to call em without confusing anyone or having to type "MK-IV Devaronian Alloy Composite Alto Dilutian Keypad" (not a real thing...)

Will_Cocishuge

Don't forget about the Purple Condom in package, Brass Knuckles,& Cement cylinder blocks

Doga

I seek 1500 chiewab hypos to keep up with Dooku's, GS's, Lumi's and Sid's addiction.

Puglio

The droid caller is a salt shaker.

Which one is the notorious hair dryer?

Eibbor_Tharth

Puglio wrote: »

The droid caller is a salt shaker.

Which one is the notorious hair dryer?

That is an iron ****.

Sticare_Courts_0073

Why name something "salt shaker" when it's already clearly a piston? At least those syringes don't look like an actual syringe, thus being Hairdryers.
And to keep the thread going, we also have the Frisbee and the Trashcan Lid.
What is "beans in plate" referring to?

PiffGuru

The salt shaker

the boom box

the dog tag

Nerfherder17

car stereo amplifier , 1994 acura integra piston, hair dryer, sony boombox. sewer pipe, cinder block.

Eaywen

The air conditioner

AlexHermanssonGr

As someone said in an another thread: MK 3 sienar holo projector aka "the golden condom".

garublador

The Dan Aykroyd caller. The hot glue gun.

Heisen

Sticare_Courts_0073 wrote: »

Why name something "salt shaker" when it's already clearly a piston?

No, no, no, you guys have it all wrong! It's clearly a butt plug.

Eibbor_Tharth

Sticare_Courts_0073 wrote: »

Why name something "salt shaker" when it's already clearly a piston? At least those syringes don't look like an actual syringe, thus being Hairdryers.
And to keep the thread going, we also have the Frisbee and the Trashcan Lid.
What is "beans in plate" referring to?

Beans would be "BlasTech Weapon Mod Prototype Salvage". Sorry I can not put a screenshot here right now.

JbizzyG

The silver droid caller is a Hitachi magic wand...

Brazilian_Joe

Armor salvage - can' t find a good metaphor for it.
Fighting game controller? those red buttons - nah, too long. must be easily typed like ' salt shaker' .

Binoculars - wall-e (head)

J7000

I have lots of adjetives and names for gear and none of them are endearing... Most are just four letters

VioletScout

The Blas-Tech Weapon Mods are sippy cup lids,
The Merr-Son Thermal Detonator are Clank heads (from Ratchet and Clank).

J_Low

Blas-Tech Weapon Mods look like Roombas to me.

Mstrdrgn1012

Forgot about the dog tags and the wiiU driving wheel.

Galette

Sry I can't tell you because I never saw one of them

Nerfherder17

Brazilian_Joe wrote: »

Armor salvage - can' t find a good metaphor for it.
Fighting game controller? those red buttons - nah, too long. must be easily typed like ' salt shaker' .

Binoculars - wall-e (head)

Armor salvage looks like a car stereo amplifier to me. Or a bose surround sound system they try to sell to octogenarians.

Nerfherder17

Eibbor_Tharth wrote: »

The beans in the plate
The iron ****
The eyeball
The experiment tube

The first pieces that comes to mind.

Lol at" personal massager" being swear filtered. They filtered the t.u.r.d yesterday.

Pure_Pazaak

The Merr-Sonn Portable Stereo.

Benr3600

After I got GS to gear 8 the stun cuffs changed to cvn stuffs

Glad I'm not the only one to see a shower drain and packaged condom, but bottlecap (candy version) works too.

Baggodi

The power cell is call a "turkey call"

For the censors we'll say I refer to the holocaust projector as *makes quotation makes in the air* "rooster jewelry"