Join TVF's guild! 180m guild that will accept lower GP than you might think. Plus lots of silliness!

TVF

UPDATE: You can now join our Discord without becoming a member. So come say hi.

https://discord.gg/AmStGTH

If you ever wanted to know what I think of things, without having to read between the forum guideline lines, come join our guild and Discord. I'll tell you what's what, and also we have lots of gifs. Mostly Katy Perry for TW and Project Runway for everything else.

Oh ok, we also have guild stuff for you. We're Business Casual.

Business:

https://swgoh.gg/g/31567/starcrusher-squad/

180m GP.
80-18 record in TW.
21 stars Geo TB.
Pit is simmed as soon as tickets are available.
HAAT and hSTR (as soon as tickets are available) open at 9pm Eastern (24 join period).
Two HAAT per month open 6pm UTC (2pm Eastern) and is available only to non-US members, US members take a zero.
Two hSTR per month open 6pm UTC but available to all.

Casual:

Casual Friday is every day. Wear jeans all you want.
No forced farms.
No forced offense/defense for TW. We have a strategy you are expected to follow but if you want to set all D or do all O, that's cool.
No forced platoons in TB, although we start with a plan and work with everyone from there.
Discord has lots of helpful advice there, plus the usual silliness. And some unusual silliness.

TVF

A few nights ago Katy Perry dressed up as a hamburger.



It's hard to imagine a more clear sign that you should join my guild.

We have spots open for two, maybe three people.

TVF

I've changed my name for all the UK members of our guild. Come join us, UK or not!

TVF

Now 56-12 in TW after our exciting win today.

TVF

Big news, you can now join our discord without joining the guild. Come say hi and let's discuss becoming....friends with benefits. Right now we're just friends.

https://discord.gg/AmStGTH

TVF

Our brand new Visitor's Center is open now!

https://discord.gg/AmStGTH

(Sadly the restrooms aren't scheduled to be ready until next week. However, we do have plenty of trees on the grounds.)

TVF

Update on the restrooms: they've been pushed back one day. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Stop by our discord and yell at us about it, even if you don't care to join the guild.

https://discord.gg/AmStGTH

(seriously though, join our guild)

TVF

Exciting update: We made it two full days without a further delay in the restroom schedule. Still on track for Wednesday. In the meantime we've planted more trees just in case. Shipping is very untrustworthy these days. Join us and help us build a better tomorrow....er, well, a better Wednesday, technically.

TVF

Also we're now 56-13 in TW. Can't win them all, but you can be honest about them. And honestly we were robbed!

TVF

TVF wrote: »

Exciting update: We made it two full days without a further delay in the restroom schedule. Still on track for Wednesday. In the meantime we've planted more trees just in case. Shipping is very untrustworthy these days. Join us and help us build a better tomorrow....er, well, a better Wednesday, technically.

Restrooms have been pushed back a week. I told you shipping is untrustworthy.

Anyway, come say hi and see what is new. You don't even have to join our guild. But you should. Most of the new shiny stuff is for guild members only.

TVF

It's been a few weeks, but I swear there will be restrooms any day now.

Also our guild leader is now also the leader of the new Jawa discord. If that doesn't convince you to join our guild, you should reassess your priorities.

TVF

If that doesn't float your boat, our TW record has improved to 58-13 and our GP to 148m.

TVF

And we just hit 42 DSTB stars for the first time.

And the Jawa discord probably has over 10 members by now, no joke!

TVF

We're now accepting new members at a lower GP than you might think. Come visit our Discord and find out how low!

https://discord.gg/AmStGTH

(Even if you don't want to join the guild, come join the discord. If for no reason to find out if we're talking about you there.)

TVF

Another TW win! 59-13 now.

Come say hi.

https://discord.gg/AmStGTH

TVF

Two more TW wins this week, 62-12 now!

TVF

63-13 in TW, 14 stars in Geo TB, and the discord silliness continues unchecked. Come say hi.
https://discord.gg/AmStGTH

TVF

68-16 in TW now!

FartBossk

You really only do HSTR and HAAT twice a month?

TVF

Try reading again.

ndwilson

This seems like a scam 🤔

TVF

72-16 in TW now!

Sure, there's technically 45 minutes left in this war, but it is oh vee eee arrr over.

TVF

76-16 in TW now. One spot open. Sure, we show 50 members, but one is my ticket alt 86's Revenge. We'll drop him like a hot potatoe for the first player with a pulse.

TVF

OP updated. Come say hi in discord!

TVF

@ndwilson no scam, friend. Promise.

TheEvilestOne

Do you have room for me? If not, make room. I wish to be made guild leader at once, and rename the guild to Noscoper Squad. I expect 50 kam shards, 50 wat shards, full stars on both tbs and completing Cpit every hour. And all guild members have to donate me stun guns everytime i request, and we needed a dedicated channel in the discord where people post their worshipping of me.
I have been playing this game 69 years, and have just unlocked Farmboy Luke.
I expect to hear from you soon.

chpMINIsolo_77

I’d like to join, but only if I can be an officer and run the TB commands.
Your guild also needs to be producing WAT and KAM shards, even though I can’t provide any myself

Anakins_Master

TheEvilestOne wrote: »

Do you have room for me? If not, make room. I wish to be made guild leader at once, and rename the guild to Noscoper Squad. I expect 50 kam shards, 50 wat shards, full stars on both tbs and completing Cpit every hour. And all guild members have to donate me stun guns everytime i request, and we needed a dedicated channel in the discord where people post their worshipping of me.
I have been playing this game 69 years, and have just unlocked Farmboy Luke.
I expect to hear from you soon.

that isn't even possible

chpMINIsolo_77

Anakins_Master wrote: »

TheEvilestOne wrote: »

Do you have room for me? If not, make room. I wish to be made guild leader at once, and rename the guild to Noscoper Squad. I expect 50 kam shards, 50 wat shards, full stars on both tbs and completing Cpit every hour. And all guild members have to donate me stun guns everytime i request, and we needed a dedicated channel in the discord where people post their worshipping of me.
I have been playing this game 69 years, and have just unlocked Farmboy Luke.
I expect to hear from you soon.

that isn't even possible

A term you're quite familiar hearing

Xcien

Anakins_Master wrote: »

TheEvilestOne wrote: »

Do you have room for me? If not, make room. I wish to be made guild leader at once, and rename the guild to Noscoper Squad. I expect 50 kam shards, 50 wat shards, full stars on both tbs and completing Cpit every hour. And all guild members have to donate me stun guns everytime i request, and we needed a dedicated channel in the discord where people post their worshipping of me.
I have been playing this game 69 years, and have just unlocked Farmboy Luke.
I expect to hear from you soon.

that isn't even possible

I'd like to join, with my 6 GLs, complete relic 10, 10* roster. I'd like to be leader as well upon joining, and have heroic raids and cpit completed every hour, and full stars from territory battles. I hope this works out, and that a spot will be made immediately for me.

Xcien

Anakins_Master wrote: »

TheEvilestOne wrote: »

Do you have room for me? If not, make room. I wish to be made guild leader at once, and rename the guild to Noscoper Squad. I expect 50 kam shards, 50 wat shards, full stars on both tbs and completing Cpit every hour. And all guild members have to donate me stun guns everytime i request, and we needed a dedicated channel in the discord where people post their worshipping of me.
I have been playing this game 69 years, and have just unlocked Farmboy Luke.
I expect to hear from you soon.

that isn't even possible

Where is your proof? Perhaps it is possible?