How are new players ever going to catch-up? (a parody)

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  • TVF
    25588 posts Member
    this post is funny but also the dumbest thing i've ever read

    Or is it
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  • TVF
    25588 posts Member
    Calo_Nord wrote: »
    TVF wrote: »
    Ultra wrote: »
    Anyone else have any issues with the forums being down all the time?

    I do. They haven't worked once for me in two weeks.

    Have you tried closing and reopening your browser? If that doesn’t work, I’m sure CG will fix it soon (tm). They might even give everyone 3 likes once it’s working again.

    I opened a report on EA Answers, fingers crossed.
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  • Hyperlike bundle incoming.
  • Ultra
    6617 posts Member
    TVF wrote: »
    Ultra wrote: »
    This thread is too good.

    How do I report the OP for cheating? No way he can make a forum post this good with his post history.

    What’s the point, though? The devs negotiate with forum cheaters.

    Have you seen @CG_SBCrumb 's post count? There is no way he can get the legendary 10k likes with that post per like ratio

    I think he cheated

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  • Calo_Nord
    155 posts Member
    edited September 20
    The forum isn’t fun anymore and I would have quit already if it wasn’t for the great community.
  • TVF wrote: »
    Calo_Nord wrote: »
    TVF wrote: »
    Ultra wrote: »
    Anyone else have any issues with the forums being down all the time?

    I do. They haven't worked once for me in two weeks.

    Have you tried closing and reopening your browser? If that doesn’t work, I’m sure CG will fix it soon (tm). They might even give everyone 3 likes once it’s working again.

    I opened a report on EA Answers, fingers crossed.

    Did I say “close and reopen your browser”? I meant delete and recreate your account. I’m sure you’ll be able to recover your progress. (I swear I’ve got no ulterior motives here).
  • this post is funny but also the dumbest thing i've ever read

    Thanks (I think). It took a while to theorycraft a decent post. I did almost DM the content to a veteran forumer to post on my behalf but new post creators have to start somewhere, right?
  • Calo_Nord wrote: »
    this post is funny but also the dumbest thing i've ever read

    Thanks (I think). It took a while to theorycraft a decent post. I did almost DM the content to a veteran forumer to post on my behalf but new post creators have to start somewhere, right?

    You should make a video.
  • Ultra wrote: »
    TVF wrote: »
    Ultra wrote: »
    This thread is too good.

    How do I report the OP for cheating? No way he can make a forum post this good with his post history.

    What’s the point, though? The devs negotiate with forum cheaters.

    Have you seen @CG_SBCrumb 's post count? There is no way he can get the legendary 10k likes with that post per like ratio

    I think he cheated

    Message @Kyno' sDaddy
    Summoning is bugged and sometimes doesn't work

    And apparently doesn't count if you under-post. :(
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  • TVF
    25588 posts Member
    Calo_Nord wrote: »
    TVF wrote: »
    Calo_Nord wrote: »
    TVF wrote: »
    Ultra wrote: »
    Anyone else have any issues with the forums being down all the time?

    I do. They haven't worked once for me in two weeks.

    Have you tried closing and reopening your browser? If that doesn’t work, I’m sure CG will fix it soon (tm). They might even give everyone 3 likes once it’s working again.

    I opened a report on EA Answers, fingers crossed.

    Did I say “close and reopen your browser”? I meant delete and recreate your account. I’m sure you’ll be able to recover your progress. (I swear I’ve got no ulterior motives here).

    Ok I'll be right ba--
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  • Where's the posting guide? What to post in and what not to post in.
  • TVF wrote: »
    Remember when CG reduced the possible post count in a day from 8 to 5? Greedy.

    That only affects general discussions. Off-topic farming has no limits.
  • TVF
    25588 posts Member
    TVF wrote: »
    Remember when CG reduced the possible post count in a day from 8 to 5? Greedy.
    You’re a noob. I was around in the 3 post per day era.

    The thing that kills me is that I posted with gay abandon when there was no consequences to bloating your post count.

    Now, I get compared with much leaner posters.

    You've had plenty of time to stop posting, but you're still doing it.
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  • TVF wrote: »
    Remember when CG reduced the possible post count in a day from 8 to 5? Greedy.
    You’re a noob. I was around in the 3 post per day era.

    The thing that kills me is that I posted with gay abandon when there was no consequences to bloating your post count.

    Now, I get compared with much leaner posters.

    Pffft, you're not even in Div 1 yet. Wait till you hit 5k and your posts start getting compared to someone with 25k. Then you're in for a world of hurt.
    DISCLAIMER: Post is subject to change.
  • Ultra
    6617 posts Member
    Can we get new threads cycled in to old discussions?

    Feedback thread hasn’t had a new thread in months! And the GET discussion has so much competition that it takes 6 months to farm a rare high GP player from that discussion
  • ImaSmakya wrote: »
    TVF wrote: »
    Remember when CG reduced the possible post count in a day from 8 to 5? Greedy.
    You’re a noob. I was around in the 3 post per day era.

    The thing that kills me is that I posted with gay abandon when there was no consequences to bloating your post count.

    Now, I get compared with much leaner posters.

    Pffft, you're not even in Div 1 yet. Wait till you hit 5k and your posts start getting compared to someone with 25k. Then you're in for a world of hurt.
    I try to keep my post count down so I get compared to other lower posters. But I keep seeing that blue “post comment” button and I can’t resist pressing it.
  • Ultra
    6617 posts Member
    edited September 24
    Why is there no censorship filter for visASS marr?
  • TVF
    25588 posts Member
    Starslayer wrote: »
    Double like days are nice, but doubling zero is still zero. Doesn't help at all.

    If CG cared about the forums they'd change double likes to double like rates.

    Unfortunately likes don't drive spending.
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  • Ultra
    6617 posts Member
    Remember when we had a balanced like/dislike meta? Now its all about the likes
  • TVF
    25588 posts Member
    Ultra wrote: »
    Remember when we had a balanced like/dislike meta? Now its all about the likes

    It's not just unbalanced, they took one side completely out of the forums. Now it's either likes or neutral.
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  • TVF
    25588 posts Member
    ImaSmakya wrote: »
    TVF wrote: »
    Remember when CG reduced the possible post count in a day from 8 to 5? Greedy.
    You’re a noob. I was around in the 3 post per day era.

    The thing that kills me is that I posted with gay abandon when there was no consequences to bloating your post count.

    Now, I get compared with much leaner posters.

    Pffft, you're not even in Div 1 yet. Wait till you hit 5k and your posts start getting compared to someone with 25k. Then you're in for a world of hurt.
    I try to keep my post count down so I get compared to other lower posters. But I keep seeing that blue “post comment” button and I can’t resist pressing it.

    Stop asking CG to fix your mistakes.
    The CGDF is recruiting. Say hi in our Discord! https://discord.gg/AmStGTH
  • TVF wrote: »
    Ultra wrote: »
    Remember when we had a balanced like/dislike meta? Now its all about the likes

    It's not just unbalanced, they took one side completely out of the forums. Now it's either likes or neutral.

    There's a datamine about "giga-likes" coming to the forums with crazy requirements, like creating 14 10-pages post. If those GL are really a thing, I may quit the forum for good. The balance will be gone forever.
  • TVF
    25588 posts Member
    Starslayer wrote: »
    TVF wrote: »
    Ultra wrote: »
    Remember when we had a balanced like/dislike meta? Now its all about the likes

    It's not just unbalanced, they took one side completely out of the forums. Now it's either likes or neutral.

    There's a datamine about "giga-likes" coming to the forums with crazy requirements, like creating 14 10-pages post. If those GL are really a thing, I may quit the forum for good. The balance will be gone forever.

    I've been hoarding likes since December. I'm ready.
    The CGDF is recruiting. Say hi in our Discord! https://discord.gg/AmStGTH
  • TVF wrote: »
    Starslayer wrote: »
    TVF wrote: »
    Ultra wrote: »
    Remember when we had a balanced like/dislike meta? Now its all about the likes

    It's not just unbalanced, they took one side completely out of the forums. Now it's either likes or neutral.

    There's a datamine about "giga-likes" coming to the forums with crazy requirements, like creating 14 10-pages post. If those GL are really a thing, I may quit the forum for good. The balance will be gone forever.

    I've been hoarding likes since December. I'm ready.

    Just make sure you wait to see the post kits before you decide which post to put all those likes on. Choose wrong and you'll never be able to solo anything.
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