DaarthBrewer wrote: »
Thanks Nihion for saving me from having to watch S3.
Nihion wrote: »
Episode 1: Mando meets Han Solo and Chewbacca, and together they fight a horde of angry space bee’s. Mando learns that they are looking for Grand Admiral Thrawn.
Episode 2: Mando meets Bossk, and together they fight a massive space scorpion. Mando learns that Bossk is looking for Grand Admiral Thrawn.
Episode 3: Mando meets Ezra Bridger. Ezra tells him to go find Sabine Wren, who tells him to go find Hera Syndulla, who says screw and gives him a beskar lightsaber she happened to stumble upon. Oh, and they’re all looking for Grand Admiral Thrawn.
Episode 4: Mando meets Dengar, and together they fight a dangerous crime lord that looks like a rabbit mixed with a walrus. Mando learns that Dengar is looking for Grand Admiral Thrawn.
Episode 5: Mando meets Attila the Hun, and together they fight a ton of Rodians, just for fun. Mando learns that Attila the Hun is looking for Grand Admiral Thrawn.
Episode 6: Mandalore! Mando gathers every friend he can find, from Greef Carga to Justin Timberlake. That’s it. That’s episode 6.
Episode 7: Mandalore! Mando and massive team go to Mandalore! They stop for a bathroom break because Boba’s gettin old people, and his kidneys just aren’t what they used to be.
Episode 8: Mandalore! Having arrived on Mandalore, Mando and team fight each other for a little bit, then stormtroopers that come from nowhere. Do they take Mandalore back? We don’t know, because Palpatine makes a surprise appearance! He saves the day, decides he needs Boba Fett, and leaves. Dramatically. The end credits scene introduces the new show: Palpy and Fett!
Boom. That’s all you need to know.
(I should add: This is not to hate on the Mandalorian. I just compiled a few things I thought were odd into a parody, exaggerated them, and ran with it.)
LordDirt wrote: »
I think you got the script for Mandalorian Season 3 mixed with Ahsoka Season 1
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