SWGOH - Episode IV - A New Hope

SWGOH
Episode IV
A New Hope

"It is a period of civil war. Rebel F2P and P2W players, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory and reached level 70 against the Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel Forum dwellers managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the GEAR GRINDER, a complex and partially completed upgrade mechanism with enough built in frustration to destroy the hopes of an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, EA_Jesse and Bent_Wookie race home aboard there starship, custodians of the stolen plans that can save there people and restore freedom to the galaxy…."

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  • Taragor
    57 posts Member
    Their.......their......ugggg....this is what happens when a teacher trolls the forums on spring break :-)
  • *grabs popcorn* I'm hooked.
  • Taragor wrote: »
    Their.......their......ugggg....this is what happens when a teacher trolls the forums on spring break :-)

    He said "won their first victory," but then switched when he said "aboard there starship" like it's an arbitrary selection. I can't comprehend how you can switch it when you're using it the same way.
  • SWGOH
    Episode V
    The Empire Strikes Back


    "It is a dark time for the SWGOH Players. Although the Level Cap has been removed, Imperial developers have driven the F2P and P2W forces from their pre-crafting comfort zone and sent them into undiscovered territory with the introduction of unknown Yellow training mats.

    Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by EA_Jesse and FashionFett have established a new secret base on the remote Forum world of “Developer Updates”

    The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with actually achieving 7 Star Status, has dispatched thousands of training droids into the far reaches of SWGOH…."
  • Lmao.
  • SWGOH
    Episode V
    The Empire Strikes Back


    "It is a dark time for the SWGOH Players. Although the Level Cap has been removed, Imperial developers have driven the F2P and P2W forces from their pre-crafting comfort zone and sent them into undiscovered territory with the introduction of unknown Yellow training mats.

    Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by EA_Jesse and FashionFett have established a new secret base on the remote Forum world of “Developer Updates”

    The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with actually achieving 7 Star Status, has dispatched thousands of training droids into the far reaches of SWGOH…."

    GL should have hired you to write the Prequel Trilogy.
  • SWGOH
    Episode VI
    Return of the Jedi



    EA_Jesse has returned to his home planet of “EA Development Land” in an attempt to rescue his friend Bent Wookie from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt and his band of disgruntled P2W players. Little did EA_Jesse know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE had secretly begun construction on a new convoluted Event Scheme even more powerful than the first dreaded GEAR GRINDER. When completed, this ultimate Rancor Event will spell certain doom for the small band of forum moderators struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy...
  • SWGOH
    Episode IV VII
    A New Hope The Force Awakens

    "It is a period of civil war. Rebel F2P and P2W players, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory and reached level 70 against the Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel Forum dwellers managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the GEAR GRINDER, a complex and partially completed upgrade mechanism with enough built in frustration to destroy the hopes of an entire planet.

    Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, EA_Jesse and Bent_Wookie race home aboard there starship, custodians of the stolen plans that can save there people and restore freedom to the galaxy…."


    My name is cosmicturtle333, aka CT-333, aka Threes.
  • Loving this right now. :)
  • I'll give you 10 for creativity, but 0 for posting in the right section.

    Moving this to off topic.
  • you're right cosmic turtle.

    The story line of episode 7 is almost the same as the story line of episode 4

    Coincidence?

    I think not

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