Jokes!

Supercat

This thread is where you can post all your great, cheesy jokes. Have fun laughing at how bad they all are.

To start it off:


There are 10 types of people in the world; ones who know binary and ones who don't.

3Cheers4Tyranny

*tries hard as possible to not say August*

August

DatBoi

The prequels are well made movies

(sorry @3Cheers4Tyranny , couldn't resist)

3Cheers4Tyranny

Star Wars Rebels is amazing

DatBoi wrote: »

The prequels are well made movies

(sorry 3Cheers4Tyranny , couldn't resist)

No problem, I would've done the same thing to you anyways

Mike1980

Teebo is getting fixed

Supercat

The formula for packs!!

Low = [min_num_of_shards]
High =[max_num_of_shards]
shards = min(low,high)

The only way to not get minimum is by glitches.


Disclaimer:
None of that is real

SikrouDeco

Ever wonder if late at night on the Death Star, EP ever said...

"Lord Vader...Pull my finger"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DatBoi

Whats the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
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Lukewarm

Supercat

DatBoi wrote: »

Whats the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
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Lukewarm

Ha! Never heard that one before.

DatBoi

Star wars is the story of an orphaned farm boy who is radicalized after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion and joins a band of insurgents on a terrorist attack that kills 300,000 people.

(Technically not a joke, but neither is the death of thousands of innocent imperial janitors)

Supercat

DatBoi wrote: »

Star wars is the story of an orphaned farm boy who is radicalized after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion and joins a band of insurgents on a terrorist attack that kills 300,000 people.

(Technically not a joke, but neither is the death of thousands of innocent imperial janitors)

TFA is a story of a girl who gets everything handed to her and she knows everything even though she was never educated, with the non-resistance being called the resistance and she fights weak terrorists whom everyone is afraid of.

Not a joke, just sadness.