As our story opens, a lone figure stares off into the scorching sands, the only home he has ever known. Will his life be exciting, will he ever begin his own life, or will others decide his fate..
His life-long friend standing beside him says "your shoe is untied", our hero swiftly looks down to tie it, but nevertheless his shoe really wasn't untied.
And then all of a sudden the man, named Bob, wondered if Supercat, an annoying Earth Peace game player of the Earth Peace game forums, could right a complicated sentence well and make the story work.
Kneeling down next to his dead child-hood friend, our hero proceeds to rip his heart out and eats it. It's tough out there in the barren wasteland, our hero knows he needs to eat 3 hearts a week in order to feed his darkside energy.
A sudden tingling sensation originates from his posterior and fills him with information: maps, secrets, codes, plot points, the fact that he is an android with a poorly-designed thumbdrive interface and a taste for human flesh...
Not seeing any human flesh, something tells him that bentwookie probably doesn't like the way his thumbdrive interface was designed... so he continues to wander through the desert looking for the burning man festival
Cobb Vance then took his new astromech aboard his spaceship, mumbling under his breath about how he better not be late for his dinner date with Jar Jar Binks tonight.
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J Jedi Abrams
Stories usually don't have directors
I was doing the beginning of the credits
Produced by: Happy Madison Productions
Oh wait, it's been done lol
"I'm gonna touch it."
He failed.
Come on keep it decent