Ventress Eyeballs

stupidfatfool

This is Asajj Ventress. You can read more about her here (linked).

Here's a video of her destroying Luminara: starwars.com/video/asajj-vs-luminara. Note her high speed and ability to destroy Luminara with ease.

Here's my Asajj Ventress from this game. She is the #1 slowest character in the game, slower than fun friends like Hoth Rebel Soldier, Grand Moff Tarkin, Ugnaught, and Luminara.


What does she need all these BioTech Implants for? How do these little eyeballs give her Agility, Health Steal, and Armor? Where exactly did that Health Steal go?




How does she use this Stun Gun, when she's always wielding two lightsabers?


Maybe she's SO SLOW because she has to carry around AN ENTIRE FUSION FURNACE all the time!!


Or maybe she accidentally injected herself with this syringe.


Beats me! Would really appreciate it @EA or @CG could clarify!

Jabberwocky

Yeah, they need to fix her. It's a shame she doesn't work as intended at the moment.

She does have her place but yeah, her speed sucks and her leadership speed boost doesn't work first round in Arena.

Baal

She'd be broken if they "fixed" her.
Y'all are doing it wrong.

Dilligaf

There is a visual glitch on the gear, it's actually a purple hair dryer, sometimes her head gets cold

stupidfatfool

Dilligaf wrote: »

There is a visual glitch on the gear, it's actually a purple hair dryer, sometimes her head gets cold

And the eyeballs are sacrificial magicks to Talia?

CountOrlandu

She may have the lowest speed but makes up for it with highest healthsteal!

Kinda reminds me of a football team that is getting to old and slow but make up for it by being small and fat!

Nonemo

Not to mention forty laptops! Who even needs forty laptops? That's at the very least 38 too many.

If she wants to stick to Jar'Kai she should be packing an extra lightsaber instead. Just saying.

Dilligaf

stupidfatfool wrote: »

Dilligaf wrote: »

There is a visual glitch on the gear, it's actually a purple hair dryer, sometimes her head gets cold

And the eyeballs are sacrificial magicks to Talia?

They're actually portable radios, she likes to keep up with the talkback

Dilligaf

See

Baal

Maybe she just needs the screws that hold the cases of the laptops together.

If it said 40 sets of laptop screws someone would be losing their minds over it.

Telaan

I've always wondered where all this equipment gets stored, considering most toons aren't wearing packs; or how the continual addition of gear could help someone become more agile.

Giodude2000

Quite possibly the funniest (and yet most depressing) thing I have read on these forums.

Bravo @stupidfatfool . I literally loled

stupidfatfool

@Giodude2000 thanks dude, though I thought some of my other posts were better:

https://forums.galaxy-of-heroes.starwars.ea.com/discussion/7438/first-annual-best-behind-contest-champion-crowned

https://forums.galaxy-of-heroes.starwars.ea.com/discussion/7360/the-leap-a-story-of-faith-fear-and-soul-searching

I might be biased, but I lol'ed in my pants at the last one.