The Grind . . .

cosmicturtle333 · February 15, 2016 8:19AM

The grind goes ever on and on
Right from the start where it began.
Now far ahead the cap has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with an eager purse,
For now there is no easier way
Where many whales and minnows curse.
And whither then? I cannot say.

If you're a LOTR fan you may know what this is adapted from.

cosmicturtle333 · February 18, 2016 10:31PM

Still round the corner there may wait
A new hero with a secret fate,
And though we pass them by today,
Tomorrow they may come our way
And take the hidden paths that run
Towards Squad Arena Number 1!

cosmicturtle333 · February 18, 2016 11:10PM

I'm not very happy with how this turned out, but I'll post it anyway.

All the Forum's a stage,
And all the Mol Eliza's merely players;
They have their discussions and their polls,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

At first, the n00b,
Buying chromium cards,
Coming to the forum asking who Mol Eliza is?
Leveling his Ewok Scout to level 40
Welcome to the forum

Then the Newbie, with his disgruntled posts
Like why does Bariss heal through Immunity,
And nerf Dooku,
Unwilling to learn.

And then the student,
Absorbing information to make his gameplay better while still maintaining his blissful ignorance.

Then a flamer,
Full of strange opinions and steadfast like a tank,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the nerf hammer
Even in the face of evidence to the contrary
And then the justice,
His hero gets nerfed.

The sixth age shifts
From occasionally mad to straight up salty,
Flame to inferno,
The censors can't keep up

Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
His '**** EA!' post.
His refund soon to be requested.