Cantina Karaoke
October 1, 2018 3:51PM
edited October 2018
Okay, stand up and choose your song. Then reword it to be game related.
Imagine
Imagine there's no grinding, it's easy if you try.
No lower levels, above us only sky..
Imagine all your heroes, starred and fully geared.
You can say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday they do it, and we get back to having fun...
Okay next..
Imagine
Imagine there's no grinding, it's easy if you try.
No lower levels, above us only sky..
Imagine all your heroes, starred and fully geared.
You can say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday they do it, and we get back to having fun...
Okay next..
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Chewie's friends gathered in their masses
Your toons seem slower than molasses
A 12 second squad destruction
Difficulty needs reduction
In my brain the cut scene's burnin'
It's in my dreams, I'm tossin' turnin'
I'm now on my 100th tryyyyy
This event is such a grind
Oh, Lord, yeah!
I'm here all night, try the veal......
I'm going up the rails on a raiding train!
Lol..... Crazy train would be a good one....
I've listened to CG
I've read the raid rules
Then they nerfed my zombie
It's really not cool
Doing p3 damage, that was my goal
Now zombie just stands there, like a big lump of coal...
Finished with my roster 'cause they couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane because I am playing all the time
All day long I think of theory but nothing seems to fly
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to meta-fy
Can you help me, fortify my team?
Oh yeah
@DuneSeaFarmer @BubbaFett
Here goes... (Y'all are gonna think I've lost it. lol)
O Christmas Tree - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool
Oh RNG, Oh RNG
how horrible is your drop rate...
Oh RNG, Oh RNG
how horrible is your drop rate...
We Wish You a Merry Christmas - SWGoH Version - by KyJoe Cool
We wish you a merry Sithmas,
We wish you a merry Sithmas,
We wish you a merry Sithmas
And a happy new year.
Good drop rates we wish,
For you and your guild,
We wish you a merry Sithmas
And a happy new year.
Please give us a Grievous rework,
Please give us a Grievous rework,
Please give us a Grievous rework
At least by next year.
Now that would be a Sithmas miracle..
Dathomir Girls don't get hurt
Can't feel anything, when they learn
They push it down, push it down
Daka is the one "for a good res call"
Phone's blowin' up, they're ringin' her doorbell
She feels the love, feels the love
One, two, three, one, two, three, zap
One, two, three, one, two, three, zap
One, two, three, one, two, three, zap
Bring em back, till she lost count
She's gonna swing from the Dathomir Trees, from the Dathomir Trees
She's gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
Like it doesn't exist
Shards don't arrive like butter flies...
Even tho oh
I refresh three times a day eyyah oh
Someday he will,
He will buy crystals again oh....
Not today eh...
Cuz it's tossing cash away, cash away eh, cash away eh....
Lol. Yes Sir @DuneSeaFarmer it would be! haha
You better spend, you better do what you can
You want to max out Jango, if it means you’re a broke man
You want to get Jango, better spend what you can
So buy him, but you want him 7*
So buy him, buy him, buy him, buy him
No one wants him at just 3*
Showin’ how much cash you’re gonna spend
It doesn’t matter if your marriage will end
Just buy him, buy him
Just buy him, buy him
Just buy him, buy him
Just buy him, buy him
Ok. That was awesome @DaPowerfulJedi now I gotta step up my game
All I do is farm, farm, farm
no matter what.
Got crystals on my mind,
I can never get enough.
And every time
I battle with my shardmates,
Everybody's rank goes up.......
And it stays there!...
And it stays there!...
(But then it goes)
Up, down
Up, down
Up, down
All I do is farm, farm, farm
And if you're gonna win
Put your rank in the air
Make it stay there!
Best... Song... Ever! lol
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who plays another day
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who tries to level too
If I get beat, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who tries another day
And if I level up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's levelling next to you
But I would tap 500 times
And I would tap 500 more
Just to be the man who taps a thousand times
To improve on my arena score..
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
I tried fighting with Newt, and range trooper's boots
But nihilus he just didn't care
The last one to go was k2so
Sion crushed him like he wasn't there
Should have seen my surprise, the look in my eyes
When he doled out his cycle of pain
I fought back with chirrut, but the battle was through
Time to back out and try over again
Cuz I got toons in raid phases
Where my debuffs dont stick
And the boss, takes all my buffs away
And I have to say....
I'm not big on first and fourth phases
Guess I'll go and farm, those node places
Cuz I got toons, in raid phases...
We've been sitting on our a..es
Trying desperately to learn our classes
Evil minds that plot this meta,
Means we'll all have to do betta
In the fields our heroes burning,
As the hamster wheel keeps turning.
Ire and hatred of the game,
The more things change they stay the same.
Oh Lord yeah
It's time to play the game
Time to play the game! Hahaha
It's all about the game and how you play it.
All about control and if you can take it.
All about your debt and if you can pay it.
It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.
I am the game, you don't want to play me.
I am control, no way you can change me.
I am heavy debt, no way you can pay me.
I am the pain and I know you can't take me.
RIP Lemmy
We’re no strangers to RNG
You know the odds and so do I
Hard node farms are what I’m thinking of
You won’t get high drops drops even if you try
I just wanna be done with farming
Gotta make myself understand
Never gonna get good drops
Never gonna max out Bossk
Never gonna get enough shards to upgrade
Never gonna get good drops
Never gonna max out Bossk
Never gonna get enough shards to upgrade
I lol'd at this one. Nice job!
PVP and rivalry working together in perfect harmony
Side by side on the shard leaderboard, discord, why don't we?
We all know that meta is the same wherever you go
There is good and bad in ev'ryone
We learn to live, when we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive, at payout time
PVP and rivalry working together in perfect harmony
Side by side on the shard leaderboard, discord why don't we?
- Simon and Garfunkel
Hello arena my old friend
I've come to fight with you again
Where all the Sith and Jedi across the boards
Will slice you in half with their lightsabers
And the vision of the first place in my brain
Still remains
Within the Galaxy of Heroes
And what they call good PvP
We all know it will never be
Cause the AI is so sucking dumb
Ignores low life toons on the defense runs
And i can't believe that i always drop so much ranks
I can feel the spanks
And touched the Galaxy of Heroes
And when i start the climb again
Bad RNG is kicking in
I lose the battles i won yesterday
Ending out of tries one place away
From the next tier of rewards that i really want to have
Can hear the laugh
In the Galaxy of Heroes
And on the next day i enrage
Climbing the ladder stage by stage
Finally arrived the place i used to be
The endorphines are flooding me
Only one minute till the payouts will be send
Must be the feeling of Heroes
And the people bowed and prayed
To the god mode teams they made
When time has come and it is clocking down
You can't breath and feel deeply drowned
And then the last ten seconds someone's sniped you and you dropped again
Bye bye ranking
Letdown feelings of Heroes
- Grand Admiral Thrawn
Jango
I'm buying your shards tonight,
Star you up
Give you mods I'll slice,
Just like pay to plays
Pay to plays
Like pay to plays, ohhh
Jango
You think that you can hide,
But I can make you
Gear 12 tonight
Just like pay to plays
Pay to plays
Like pay to plays, ohhh
< mic drop >
You get up every morning
From your 'larm clock's warning
Open up your SWGOH, eyes still kind of hazy
They call it star wars
They should call it star chores
Amount of stuff to do each day is kind of crazy
And if it's payout time
You can get to twenty nine
If you start your slaving fights to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
That the game is not enjoyed
You can always put the phone down for a day
And I'll be
Taking care of SWGOH (every day)
Taking care of SWGOH (every way)
I've been taking care of SWGOH (it's all mine)
Taking care of SWGOH and spending all my dime
Work put
The forums are always bichin'
You can feel the fingers twitchin'
I think all us players need to mellow
It's like a constant spar
Chances are it goes too far
And you get a warning from that Kyno fellow
People see you having fun
Speeding up your Obi-wan
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the toons that we avoid
That we will need to fill the void
When chewie comes along one day
And we be
Taking care of SWGOH (every day)
Taking care of SWGOH (every way)
I've been taking care of SWGOH (it's all mine)
Taking care of SWGOH and spending all my dime
Work out
Mercy
Whooooo
All right
[Instrumental Interlude]
Please do all my dailies, while I'm away
When I'm away, every day
Whoooo
Wow, just wow..
I see gear of green, red debuffs too
I hear the boom, and so do you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
I see mods of blue and Stormies of white
Bright Rockets Flash, Dark Lords Fight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
The colors of a rainbow
Burst so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces
Of beings going by
I see Scoundrels and Smugglers shaking hands, who knows what they'll do
They're really saying, I don't trust you..
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
(To the new Star wars fans born everyday)
I hear babies cry, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more
Than I'll never know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Basti-la had a rework done to fix her face
Jolee's farmable in SWGOH land
Jolee says to Basti-la "I like your face"
Bastila says this as she takes him by the hand
Adi-Mundi Old Daka obi-wan brahhh
Lala how the life goes on
Adi-Mundi Old Daka obi-wan brahhh
Lala how the life goes on
Kit Fisto can be purchased in Cantina store
Even six dot mods are now a thing
Got some Lobot shards in my Galactic War
Four hundred bucks and you can purchase Aurra Sing
In a couple of years I'll have farmed the vets, need GETS
Got a couple of teams running in the shard,
I'm desperate and got a Jones..
Tri-angle mods are just so GD hard to chase
How does Traya fight without a hand?
Why do ships fall down when they're in outer space?
Zombie's kits too bloody hard to understand
In a couple of years I'll have farmed the vets, need GETS
Got a couple of teams running in the shard,
I'm desperate and got a Jones
Happy ever after in this SWGOH place
Players farming Phoenix cross the land
The metas something I will just refuse to chase
This shard mafias completely out of hand
And if you want some fun, take Adi-Mundi-daka!
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
now it looks as if they're here to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, my Night Sisters are half of what they used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me, Oh, yesterday came suddenly
Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say
They did something wrong, now we long for yesterday.
Yesterday, phase 3 was such an easy game to play
Now we need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday....
This might be quite bold
But I’m saving up my gold
Hoping for a brand new
A brand new heroes journey
Zetas, credits, gear and mods saved in my inventory
I’m farming up Hoda
I’m not gonna have to worry
I’m farming (farm ROLO)
Earning shards fast as I can
I’m farming (farm CHolo)
Earning him fast as I can
I’m farming (farm Chewy)
Earning BHs fast as I can
I’m farming (farm CLS)
Do I have the right requirements, hope so
I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
‘Cause we’ve been waiting 3 whole years
‘Cause we’ve been waiting 3 whole years
‘Cause we’ve been waiting 3 whole years
November or December would be great
Please don’t prove me wrong (come on)