This might be quite bold
But I’m saving up my gold
Hoping for a brand new
A brand new heroes journey
Zetas, credits, gear and mods saved in my inventory
I’m farming up Hoda
I’m not gonna have to worry
I’m farming (farm ROLO)
Earning shards fast as I can
I’m farming (farm CHolo)
Earning him fast as I can
I’m farming (farm Chewy)
Earning BHs fast as I can
I’m farming (farm CLS)
Do I have the right requirements, hope so
I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
‘Cause we’ve been waiting 3 whole years
‘Cause we’ve been waiting 3 whole years
‘Cause we’ve been waiting 3 whole years
November or December would be great
Please don’t prove me wrong (come on)
Best gear rebel scum, Luke will funk you up..
Gear up rebel scum, Luke will funk you up...
Star Wars I couldn't do it this time
Bounty Hunter Packs took my last dime
I started my battle at 1 am
Chewie is a punk so i kicked his teeth in
But he was trippin on his buffs
Tier 7 man i think i have had enough
I threw my bounty hunters into his yard
Man who knew this event would be this hard
Then i did what a f2p player should have never done
Now im sitting here telling you
I should have saved my stun guns
Star Wars I couldn't do it this time
Bounty Hunter Packs took my last dime
GOH broke my heart with the T7 part
So i made myself a shopping cart
Got my credit card and whaled away...
You know man now im crying my tears
Probably wont get him till next year
So cheers to me im giving up
Time to show the KOTOR toons some love
But chewie tore out my soul
Bounty Hunters can i get an RNG roll
Everything that i try goes wrong
Boba please hold on
Star Wars I couldn't do it this time
Bounty Hunter Packs took my last dime
GOH broke my heart with the T7 part
So i made myself a shopping cart
Got my credit card and whaled away...
I guess its meant to be
Chewie got the best of me, Swgoh worst memory
and now im broke from my whaled out theory
See me on forums, the next post complaining
I guess instead of whaling i should have done so waiting
But ill never learn, i spent all of what i earned
I put it all in my bounty hunters and got hit with R2's burn
I know its my fault, I wont accept that its over
I threw a fit, then my phone died on my best attempt Nova
And now im playing it in my head if i could go back and do it again
When i look at my Bounty Hunters next event, they will ask me where ive been
Ive been tryna make a grind
without spending my last dime
KOTOR toons are now my priority
Im gonna rise with them to victory
So i just cashed my check to put it up
and i put my bounty hunters aside and im giving up
Start spreading the nerfs
I’ll be leaving today
Dont want to be a part of it
Zombie, zombie
I want to gear up in a game that doesnt cheat
And find Im King of the Hill, top of the elite
This papertank lost, and melted away
I cant make a new start of it, if I gear the Zombiiiiie
If I Will gear it up, Can I still stay on top
In tier 3, zombie, zombie
There's a whale whose sure got a whole lot of gold
And he's buying the stairway to Revan
When he gets there he knows, the SWGOH stores never close
With a card he can get what he came for
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying the stairway to Revan
There's no sign of the event but he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes dev words have two meanings
If he goes by the book, there's a visa that stings
He sure hopes that his wife will forgive him
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling he gets when he has to confess
And his wife she is thinking of leaving
In his dreams he can see Bastila and Jolee
For the shards of those toons he is looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon he just may have those toons
Then the piper will lead him to Mission (vao)
And a new day will dawn for those who stand strong
And his whole guild will echo with laughter
If there's a big charge on your visa, don't be alarmed now
It's was to get that freakin wookie
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's just no time to wait like everyone
And it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go, your MasterCard s gold
And Revan's calling you to get him
Dear whale can you see the cash blown, and did you know
Your stairway depends on Jolee Bindu
And the devs post about the road
For Revan you would sell your soul
There walks a whale we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything he has is gold
And if you spend cash very hard
The toon will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a dork and start to troll
There's a whale whose sure got a whole lot of gold
And he's buying the stairway to Revan
When he gets there he knows, the SWGOH stores never close
With a card he can get what he came for
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying the stairway to Revan
There's no sign of the event but he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes dev words have two meanings
If he goes by the book, there's a visa that stings
He sure hopes that his wife will forgive him
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling he gets when he has to confess
And his wife she is thinking of leaving
In his dreams he can see Bastila and Jolee
For the shards of those toons he is looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon he just may have those toons
Then the piper will lead him to Mission (vao)
And a new day will dawn for those who stand strong
And his whole guild will echo with laughter
If there's a big charge on your visa, don't be alarmed now
It's was to get that freakin wookie
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's just no time to wait like everyone
And it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go, your MasterCard s gold
And Revan's calling you to get him
Dear whale can you see the cash blown, and did you know
Your stairway depends on Jolee Bindu
And the devs post about the road
For Revan you would sell your soul
There walks a whale we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything he has is gold
And if you spend cash very hard
The toon will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a dork and start to troll
There's a whale whose sure got a whole lot of gold
And he's buying the stairway to Revan
When he gets there he knows, the SWGOH stores never close
With a card he can get what he came for
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying the stairway to Revan
There's no sign of the event but he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes dev words have two meanings
If he goes by the book, there's a visa that stings
He sure hopes that his wife will forgive him
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling he gets when he has to confess
And his wife she is thinking of leaving
In his dreams he can see Bastila and Jolee
For the shards of those toons he is looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon he just may have those toons
Then the piper will lead him to Mission (vao)
And a new day will dawn for those who stand strong
And his whole guild will echo with laughter
If there's a big charge on your visa, don't be alarmed now
It's was to get that freakin wookie
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's just no time to wait like everyone
And it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go, your MasterCard s gold
And Revan's calling you to get him
Dear whale can you see the cash blown, and did you know
Your stairway depends on Jolee Bindu
And the devs post about the road
For Revan you would sell your soul
There walks a whale we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything he has is gold
And if you spend cash very hard
The toon will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a dork and start to troll
Because you just bought the stairway to Revan
Genius, pure genius..
Thanks man.... And thanks for starting the thread.... Good times...
There's a whale whose sure got a whole lot of gold
And he's buying the stairway to Revan
When he gets there he knows, the SWGOH stores never close
With a card he can get what he came for
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying the stairway to Revan
There's no sign of the event but he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes dev words have two meanings
If he goes by the book, there's a visa that stings
He sure hopes that his wife will forgive him
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling he gets when he has to confess
And his wife she is thinking of leaving
In his dreams he can see Bastila and Jolee
For the shards of those toons he is looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon he just may have those toons
Then the piper will lead him to Mission (vao)
And a new day will dawn for those who stand strong
And his whole guild will echo with laughter
If there's a big charge on your visa, don't be alarmed now
It's was to get that freakin wookie
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's just no time to wait like everyone
And it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go, your MasterCard s gold
And Revan's calling you to get him
Dear whale can you see the cash blown, and did you know
Your stairway depends on Jolee Bindu
And the devs post about the road
For Revan you would sell your soul
There walks a whale we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything he has is gold
And if you spend cash very hard
The toon will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a dork and start to troll
Because you just bought the stairway to Revan
Genius, pure genius..
Thanks man.... And thanks for starting the thread.... Good times...
Yeah, it has worked out nicely.. few more tunes up my sleeve
There's a whale whose sure got a whole lot of gold
And he's buying the stairway to Revan
When he gets there he knows, the SWGOH stores never close
With a card he can get what he came for
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying the stairway to Revan
There's no sign of the event but he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes dev words have two meanings
If he goes by the book, there's a visa that stings
He sure hopes that his wife will forgive him
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling he gets when he has to confess
And his wife she is thinking of leaving
In his dreams he can see Bastila and Jolee
For the shards of those toons he is looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon he just may have those toons
Then the piper will lead him to Mission (vao)
And a new day will dawn for those who stand strong
And his whole guild will echo with laughter
If there's a big charge on your visa, don't be alarmed now
It's was to get that freakin wookie
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's just no time to wait like everyone
And it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go, your MasterCard s gold
And Revan's calling you to get him
Dear whale can you see the cash blown, and did you know
Your stairway depends on Jolee Bindu
And the devs post about the road
For Revan you would sell your soul
There walks a whale we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything he has is gold
And if you spend cash very hard
The toon will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a dork and start to troll
Because you just bought the stairway to Revan
Genius, pure genius..
Thanks man.... And thanks for starting the thread.... Good times...
Yeah, it has worked out nicely.. few more tunes up my sleeve
Why stop now?.... Lol.... It's nice to exercise my creative side now and again....
It's a god awful small affair, to farm the shards that they deem as rare.
And your wifey is yelling no. But your guildies are telling you go.
Soon after they're no where to be seen, and you have worthless shards and you're ready to scream.
Cause the results are a saddening bore, cause you've lived it ten times or more!
You can spit in the eyes of fools, when they ask you to look at pack odds, rediculous and confusing
Oh man look at all those zeroes, it's the freakiest show.
Take a look at the new rules meaningless an useless, oh man, wonder if they'll ever know,
it's still the best selling show. Is there life on mars?
Wake up Chewie I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be at my school
My BH keep getting abused and I feel I'm being used
Oh Chewie I couldn't have tried any more
My mouth is starting to foam and I just can't put down my phone
I need your shards and that's what really hurts
The morning sun when it's in my face really shows my rage
But that don't worry me none in my eyes you're everything
I laughed cuz this events a joke my wallet you will never coax
Oh, Chewie I couldn't have tried any more
My mouth is starting to foam, just can't leave this event alone
You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a friend to lend a couple grand
But you turned into a bugger and
You hairy mother trucker, you wore me out
All you did was make my boba dead
and you smashed my greedo in the head
Oh Chewie I couldn't have tried anymore
My mouth is starting to foam and I just can't put down my phone
I just need your shards but I couldn't get you if I tried
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school
Or steal my daddy's card and whale out like a fool
Or find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helpin' hand
Oh Chewie I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
I need your shards but I just can't find a way
Chewie I wish I'd never seen your face
I'll get those shards one of these days
See me climb the rankings at sunset
on your mobile screen
Trying to take my number one spot
In arena im mean
Traya to the left of me
Traya to my right
Aint got no Traya
Aint got no Chewie
But i stay in the fight
But i got RJT, maybe i might
RJT, im gonna loose this fight
RJT, Too many foes
RJT, Please land expooosseeee
Shes sexy, strong, and needs a buff
Shes still pretty tough
HSTR team number one
Understand
So lock up your Spot
Lock up your Traya
Lock up your other toons
and put better mods on your vader
The girl is back in town
RJT dont let me down
Cause shes RJT, she's loosing these fights
RJT oi oi oi
a power load
RJT
I cant land exposeeee
No sleep till,
payout!
Finger on the refresh
Hard to stay awake, but I'm doing my best.
Tablet running hot, living room is a mess..
SWGOH ain't a job
It's a **** good time
Team to team I'm running my rhymes.
On the couch
venting my frustration
called off sick to much, on a permanent vacation.
Itchy refresh finger,
tapping on the screen,
Doing what I do best
Because the RNG is mean..
Ain't no faking
my money they're taking
Going coast to coast to watch all the guildies heads shaking.
While you're at the job working nine to five
Pros in the Galaxy are kickin' it live.
Sir mix alot - Baby got Back (language warning noted.... Lol)
I like green buffs and I cannot lie
That's why I run GMY
When that Jedi walks in with an itty bitty cane
And starts handing out some pain, it's good fun
Wanna pull up tough
'cause you notice those buffs are stuffed
Deep in the robe palp's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Bastila, I wanna get wit'cha
And avoid thrawn's fractcha'
My homeboys tried to warn me
But these Palpateams make (me so ornery!)
Oh, Dark Lord Nihilus
Annihilatin' my friends?
Kenobi, show me
Use "lead the charge" on that homie
I've seen Darth Sion
Get his held by hate on
He's hot, flaming
But I got grandmaster's training
I'm tired of the SWGOH form
Sayin' Palpateams are the norm
Take this average player and ask him that
I'm thinkin' light side's back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has Ezra got the buffs? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to use it! (Use it!) Use it! (Use it!)
Use flourish on his butt!
Jedi are back!
The Noob went to the forums
He was looking for a guild to join
But he was in a bind
Started this year was way behind
And he was willing to spend some coin
When he came across this young guild
Whaling and g12 is all they got
The NOOB jumped
on the post that's been bumped
And said guild let me tell ya what
(The boy said)
I guess you probably know it
but i am kind of new
and if you care to take a chance, i would really like to join you
(the guild said)
Now you have just started
but give the guild their due
I bet this guild of gold
against your own
That you dont have a clue
The boy said my names Mol Eliza
and it might be farewell
But i will take your bet
youre gonna regret
Im gonnna be the biggest whale
Mol Eliza pull out your checks and your credit cards
Cause this guild has all g12 and their TW defense is hard
and if you win you will get their accounts of toons that are all gold
but if you loose the guild will take your owwwwnnnn
The guild continued grinding and playing
And they laughed about the small fish
they recruited their last spot
with someone else who has been whaling
When the guild was done with their TW
Mol Eliza said "Looking good old guild"
but sit back and watch this
Im gonna show you how to team build
He went G12+ on general kenobi,
Put 6 dot mods on CUP,
Soloed Heroic Sith Raid in under an hour,
Was now top ranked in Galactic Power
The guild blocked him from the forums
Because they knew they had been beat
And they all quit the game
Because they couldnt accept defeat
Mol Eliza said "you can come on back"
If you ever wanna grind again
I done told you once, you may be a whale
but im the biggest in the ocean
He went G12+ on general kenobi,
Put 6 dot mods on CUP,
Soloed Heroic Sith Raid in under an hour,
Was now top ranked in Galactic Power
The Noob went to the forums
He was looking for a guild to join
But he was in a bind
Started this year was way behind
And he was willing to spend some coin
When he came across this young guild
Whaling and g12 is all they got
The NOOB jumped
on the post that's been bumped
And said guild let me tell ya what
(The boy said)
I guess you probably know it
but i am kind of new
and if you care to take a chance, i would really like to join you
(the guild said)
Now you have just started
but give the guild their due
I bet this guild of gold
against your own
That you dont have a clue
The boy said my names Mol Eliza
and it might be farewell
But i will take your bet
youre gonna regret
Im gonnna be the biggest whale
Mol Eliza pull out your checks and your credit cards
Cause this guild has all g12 and their TW defense is hard
and if you win you will get their accounts of toons that are all gold
but if you loose the guild will take your owwwwnnnn
The guild continued grinding and playing
And they laughed about the small fish
they recruited their last spot
with someone else who has been whaling
When the guild was done with their TW
Mol Eliza said "Looking good old guild"
but sit back and watch this
Im gonna show you how to team build
He went G12+ on general kenobi,
Put 6 dot mods on CUP,
Soloed Heroic Sith Raid in under an hour,
Was now top ranked in Galactic Power
The guild blocked him from the forums
Because they knew they had been beat
And they all quit the game
Because they couldnt accept defeat
Mol Eliza said "you can come on back"
If you ever wanna grind again
I done told you once, you may be a whale
but im the biggest in the ocean
He went G12+ on general kenobi,
Put 6 dot mods on CUP,
Soloed Heroic Sith Raid in under an hour,
Was now top ranked in Galactic Power
Heathens (Twenty One Pilots) - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool
All metas will change so
Take it slow...
Wait 'til EA adds
C3p0...
Please don't make any
Panic farms...
You don't know exactly
What you need...
Welcome to the group of people
Who have squads of toons
That they loved one day
Benched today...
Just because we geared em up
Doesn't mean they'll be
What they were one day
Not today...
You're gearing up the Chewie
That's sitting next to you...
You're gearing up the Traya
That's sitting next to you...
You'll gear JTR
Who's sitting next to you...
And after all I've said...
Please don't forget...
Stressed Out (Twenty One Pilots) - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool
I prefer the rancor,
I don't care what you think...
I prefer the tank,
And I don't care what you think...
Wish we could turn back time...
To the good old days...
Before the hard as heck Sith Raid
Went live
And now we're stressed out...
Wish we could turn back time...
To the good old days...
Before the hard as heck Sith Raid Went live
And now we're stressed out...
Used to Raid for fun,
Without these restarts honey...
We used to Raid for fun
But now we need to spend money...
(In case ya haven't noticed I kinda like Twenty One Pilots...)
Brucia la Terra - Godfather III (Sung to Michael by his son)
I saw a hero drop and wanted one myself
It wouldn't be a dust collector on a shelf
It would be fun, it would be great
There would be no need for me to hesitate
I bought a pack, it wasn't there, I was so sad
I'm outta gems and really getting mad
I want it now, for sure, only another crate could be the cure.
Now I have the hero I desired. I only need the gear and mods that are
required. But what is this? It cannot be, my credit card is over the limit,
Oh... (censored)
Now a seven star CUP has a small tiny pistol
And he was a waste of a whole lot of crystals
And you sir do not have a pair of vegetables
If you don't get him to G12
A 7 star CUP is cheap and disposable
You could play 14 years and he still won't be usable
Even over enforcer he still isn't choose-able
Mob enforcer kiss my a**.... woo
Seven star CUP I levelled you up
What was I thinking, what was I thinking
I love you seven star CUP I levelled you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I really love how your costume is black
But I really hate how your damage don't stack
'Cause you do no damage when you attack
Andl that my friends is quite yucky
But I have to admit that my guildies are smitten
Admiring how sharply I fill platoon missions
Cuz I use you when I get to hittin'
On… filling the light side TB
Seven star CUP I levelled you up
What was I thinking, what was I thinking
I love you seven star CUP I levelled you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Okay... That legitimately might be the best parody I have seen yet on this thread. And that's saying something, considering we got Christmas carols, The NOOB went down to the forums, and the Stairway to Revan floating around as well.
What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been running and hiding much too long.
You know it's just your foolish pride.
Leia, you've got me on my knees.
Leia, I'm begging, darling please.
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind.
I tried to give you consolation
When your old man had let you down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with you,
Turned my whole world upside down.
Leia, you've got me on my knees.
Leia, I'm begging, darling please.
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind.
Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane.
Please don't say I'll never find a way
And tell me all my love's in vain.
Leia, you've got me on my knees.
Leia, I'm begging, darling please.
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind.
Leia, you've got me on my knees.
Leia, I'm begging, darling please.
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind.
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Best gear rebel scum, Luke will funk you up..
Gear up rebel scum, Luke will funk you up...
Star Wars I couldn't do it this time
Bounty Hunter Packs took my last dime
I started my battle at 1 am
Chewie is a punk so i kicked his teeth in
But he was trippin on his buffs
Tier 7 man i think i have had enough
I threw my bounty hunters into his yard
Man who knew this event would be this hard
Then i did what a f2p player should have never done
Now im sitting here telling you
I should have saved my stun guns
Star Wars I couldn't do it this time
Bounty Hunter Packs took my last dime
GOH broke my heart with the T7 part
So i made myself a shopping cart
Got my credit card and whaled away...
You know man now im crying my tears
Probably wont get him till next year
So cheers to me im giving up
Time to show the KOTOR toons some love
But chewie tore out my soul
Bounty Hunters can i get an RNG roll
Everything that i try goes wrong
Boba please hold on
Star Wars I couldn't do it this time
Bounty Hunter Packs took my last dime
GOH broke my heart with the T7 part
So i made myself a shopping cart
Got my credit card and whaled away...
I guess its meant to be
Chewie got the best of me, Swgoh worst memory
and now im broke from my whaled out theory
See me on forums, the next post complaining
I guess instead of whaling i should have done so waiting
But ill never learn, i spent all of what i earned
I put it all in my bounty hunters and got hit with R2's burn
I know its my fault, I wont accept that its over
I threw a fit, then my phone died on my best attempt Nova
And now im playing it in my head if i could go back and do it again
When i look at my Bounty Hunters next event, they will ask me where ive been
Ive been tryna make a grind
without spending my last dime
KOTOR toons are now my priority
Im gonna rise with them to victory
So i just cashed my check to put it up
and i put my bounty hunters aside and im giving up
Start spreading the nerfs
I’ll be leaving today
Dont want to be a part of it
Zombie, zombie
I want to gear up in a game that doesnt cheat
And find Im King of the Hill, top of the elite
This papertank lost, and melted away
I cant make a new start of it, if I gear the Zombiiiiie
If I Will gear it up, Can I still stay on top
In tier 3, zombie, zombie
There's a whale whose sure got a whole lot of gold
And he's buying the stairway to Revan
When he gets there he knows, the SWGOH stores never close
With a card he can get what he came for
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying the stairway to Revan
There's no sign of the event but he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes dev words have two meanings
If he goes by the book, there's a visa that stings
He sure hopes that his wife will forgive him
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling he gets when he has to confess
And his wife she is thinking of leaving
In his dreams he can see Bastila and Jolee
For the shards of those toons he is looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon he just may have those toons
Then the piper will lead him to Mission (vao)
And a new day will dawn for those who stand strong
And his whole guild will echo with laughter
If there's a big charge on your visa, don't be alarmed now
It's was to get that freakin wookie
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's just no time to wait like everyone
And it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go, your MasterCard s gold
And Revan's calling you to get him
Dear whale can you see the cash blown, and did you know
Your stairway depends on Jolee Bindu
And the devs post about the road
For Revan you would sell your soul
There walks a whale we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything he has is gold
And if you spend cash very hard
The toon will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a dork and start to troll
Because you just bought the stairway to Revan
Genius, pure genius..
Thanks man.... And thanks for starting the thread.... Good times...
Yeah, it has worked out nicely.. few more tunes up my sleeve
Why stop now?.... Lol.... It's nice to exercise my creative side now and again....
It's a god awful small affair, to farm the shards that they deem as rare.
And your wifey is yelling no. But your guildies are telling you go.
Soon after they're no where to be seen, and you have worthless shards and you're ready to scream.
Cause the results are a saddening bore, cause you've lived it ten times or more!
You can spit in the eyes of fools, when they ask you to look at pack odds, rediculous and confusing
Oh man look at all those zeroes, it's the freakiest show.
Take a look at the new rules meaningless an useless, oh man, wonder if they'll ever know,
it's still the best selling show. Is there life on mars?
Wake up Chewie I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be at my school
My BH keep getting abused and I feel I'm being used
Oh Chewie I couldn't have tried any more
My mouth is starting to foam and I just can't put down my phone
I need your shards and that's what really hurts
The morning sun when it's in my face really shows my rage
But that don't worry me none in my eyes you're everything
I laughed cuz this events a joke my wallet you will never coax
Oh, Chewie I couldn't have tried any more
My mouth is starting to foam, just can't leave this event alone
You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a friend to lend a couple grand
But you turned into a bugger and
You hairy mother trucker, you wore me out
All you did was make my boba dead
and you smashed my greedo in the head
Oh Chewie I couldn't have tried anymore
My mouth is starting to foam and I just can't put down my phone
I just need your shards but I couldn't get you if I tried
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school
Or steal my daddy's card and whale out like a fool
Or find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helpin' hand
Oh Chewie I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
I need your shards but I just can't find a way
Chewie I wish I'd never seen your face
I'll get those shards one of these days
Oi Oi Oi
See me climb the rankings at sunset
on your mobile screen
Trying to take my number one spot
In arena im mean
Traya to the left of me
Traya to my right
Aint got no Traya
Aint got no Chewie
But i stay in the fight
But i got RJT, maybe i might
RJT, im gonna loose this fight
RJT, Too many foes
RJT, Please land expooosseeee
Shes sexy, strong, and needs a buff
Shes still pretty tough
HSTR team number one
Understand
So lock up your Spot
Lock up your Traya
Lock up your other toons
and put better mods on your vader
The girl is back in town
RJT dont let me down
Cause shes RJT, she's loosing these fights
RJT oi oi oi
a power load
RJT
I cant land exposeeee
@Mookow23 Dude.. amazing
No sleep till,
payout!
Finger on the refresh
Hard to stay awake, but I'm doing my best.
Tablet running hot, living room is a mess..
SWGOH ain't a job
It's a **** good time
Team to team I'm running my rhymes.
On the couch
venting my frustration
called off sick to much, on a permanent vacation.
Itchy refresh finger,
tapping on the screen,
Doing what I do best
Because the RNG is mean..
Ain't no faking
my money they're taking
Going coast to coast to watch all the guildies heads shaking.
While you're at the job working nine to five
Pros in the Galaxy are kickin' it live.
~yeah
O.o? Where?
I like green buffs and I cannot lie
That's why I run GMY
When that Jedi walks in with an itty bitty cane
And starts handing out some pain, it's good fun
Wanna pull up tough
'cause you notice those buffs are stuffed
Deep in the robe palp's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Bastila, I wanna get wit'cha
And avoid thrawn's fractcha'
My homeboys tried to warn me
But these Palpateams make (me so ornery!)
Oh, Dark Lord Nihilus
Annihilatin' my friends?
Kenobi, show me
Use "lead the charge" on that homie
I've seen Darth Sion
Get his held by hate on
He's hot, flaming
But I got grandmaster's training
I'm tired of the SWGOH form
Sayin' Palpateams are the norm
Take this average player and ask him that
I'm thinkin' light side's back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has Ezra got the buffs? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to use it! (Use it!) Use it! (Use it!)
Use flourish on his butt!
Jedi are back!
The Noob went to the forums
He was looking for a guild to join
But he was in a bind
Started this year was way behind
And he was willing to spend some coin
When he came across this young guild
Whaling and g12 is all they got
The NOOB jumped
on the post that's been bumped
And said guild let me tell ya what
(The boy said)
I guess you probably know it
but i am kind of new
and if you care to take a chance, i would really like to join you
(the guild said)
Now you have just started
but give the guild their due
I bet this guild of gold
against your own
That you dont have a clue
The boy said my names Mol Eliza
and it might be farewell
But i will take your bet
youre gonna regret
Im gonnna be the biggest whale
Mol Eliza pull out your checks and your credit cards
Cause this guild has all g12 and their TW defense is hard
and if you win you will get their accounts of toons that are all gold
but if you loose the guild will take your owwwwnnnn
The guild continued grinding and playing
And they laughed about the small fish
they recruited their last spot
with someone else who has been whaling
When the guild was done with their TW
Mol Eliza said "Looking good old guild"
but sit back and watch this
Im gonna show you how to team build
He went G12+ on general kenobi,
Put 6 dot mods on CUP,
Soloed Heroic Sith Raid in under an hour,
Was now top ranked in Galactic Power
The guild blocked him from the forums
Because they knew they had been beat
And they all quit the game
Because they couldnt accept defeat
Mol Eliza said "you can come on back"
If you ever wanna grind again
I done told you once, you may be a whale
but im the biggest in the ocean
He went G12+ on general kenobi,
Put 6 dot mods on CUP,
Soloed Heroic Sith Raid in under an hour,
Was now top ranked in Galactic Power
That was good..... One of my fave songs too
All metas will change so
Take it slow...
Wait 'til EA adds
C3p0...
Please don't make any
Panic farms...
You don't know exactly
What you need...
Welcome to the group of people
Who have squads of toons
That they loved one day
Benched today...
Just because we geared em up
Doesn't mean they'll be
What they were one day
Not today...
You're gearing up the Chewie
That's sitting next to you...
You're gearing up the Traya
That's sitting next to you...
You'll gear JTR
Who's sitting next to you...
And after all I've said...
Please don't forget...
Stressed Out (Twenty One Pilots) - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool
I prefer the rancor,
I don't care what you think...
I prefer the tank,
And I don't care what you think...
Wish we could turn back time...
To the good old days...
Before the hard as heck Sith Raid
Went live
And now we're stressed out...
Wish we could turn back time...
To the good old days...
Before the hard as heck Sith Raid Went live
And now we're stressed out...
Used to Raid for fun,
Without these restarts honey...
We used to Raid for fun
But now we need to spend money...
(In case ya haven't noticed I kinda like Twenty One Pilots...)
I'm comin' out so you better get to panic farming...
I saw a hero drop and wanted one myself
It wouldn't be a dust collector on a shelf
It would be fun, it would be great
There would be no need for me to hesitate
I bought a pack, it wasn't there, I was so sad
I'm outta gems and really getting mad
I want it now, for sure, only another crate could be the cure.
Now I have the hero I desired. I only need the gear and mods that are
required. But what is this? It cannot be, my credit card is over the limit,
Oh... (censored)
Now a seven star CUP has a small tiny pistol
And he was a waste of a whole lot of crystals
And you sir do not have a pair of vegetables
If you don't get him to G12
A 7 star CUP is cheap and disposable
You could play 14 years and he still won't be usable
Even over enforcer he still isn't choose-able
Mob enforcer kiss my a**.... woo
Seven star CUP I levelled you up
What was I thinking, what was I thinking
I love you seven star CUP I levelled you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I really love how your costume is black
But I really hate how your damage don't stack
'Cause you do no damage when you attack
Andl that my friends is quite yucky
But I have to admit that my guildies are smitten
Admiring how sharply I fill platoon missions
Cuz I use you when I get to hittin'
On… filling the light side TB
Seven star CUP I levelled you up
What was I thinking, what was I thinking
I love you seven star CUP I levelled you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Layla - Eric Clapton
What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been running and hiding much too long.
You know it's just your foolish pride.
Leia, you've got me on my knees.
Leia, I'm begging, darling please.
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind.
I tried to give you consolation
When your old man had let you down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with you,
Turned my whole world upside down.
Leia, you've got me on my knees.
Leia, I'm begging, darling please.
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind.
Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane.
Please don't say I'll never find a way
And tell me all my love's in vain.
Leia, you've got me on my knees.
Leia, I'm begging, darling please.
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind.
Leia, you've got me on my knees.
Leia, I'm begging, darling please.
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind.
I was gonna do the same..... But way gonna use Ayyla...... Lol