Road ahead except not really: player's version 2.5 -
Heya holotable heroes
We've heard you crying for new things to buy in the Gw, squad arena, fleet arena and cantina stores!
So you know what we've decided to do?
Add a whole new store entirely! :>D Which we will be calling the BLANK STORE!!!! Be excited dammit
In this store you can spend ____ currency (we haven't decided the name yet shut up) and unlock characters such as:
Jedi Bob (force ghost)
Dev note: the character was accidentally released a while ago, like, several years ago because of a coding error replacing jedi consular's shards on 1-2 hard node with Jedi Bob's, but now he's officially been released into the game (not on the hard nodes though, we don't want to make another error like that happen again)
Missingno (dark side)
E%N~E&R~G%~Y%~~
Ig-88 (purplegonal power up edition)
Jetpack
Mace Windu (Galactus) (cause we can't be bothered to give him a rework)
Wall of buffs en' debuffs
Emperor Master Yoine
Revanue
(Because us folk at capital games just can't get enough of the Old Republic content and we know you guys are just DYING for more content from that era, R I G H T? You bloody better or else we'l-)
General Kylobi
...Whatever THIS is
General Grievous (post rework edi- I mean The I don't feel too good edition)
(since you guys were naging about how the Grievous rework failed to "surpass your expectations" we figured we'd just add a whole new version to please you ****
Also you aren't modding him right, mod him for health you dimbos
and last but not least
Jake Skywalker from TLJ!!
Because this is totally the character you wanted, right?
R I G H T ?
(He'll also be getting the Old Republic tag because why not lol)
Now that's great and all, you may be wondering, but how do you get this currency you may ask?
.....
We honestly have no idea but that's why we have you guys, you're pretty much our beta testers at this point so I'm sure you'll figure something out
See you on the holotables!
-CG giveusyourwalletsalready
We've heard you crying for new things to buy in the Gw, squad arena, fleet arena and cantina stores!
So you know what we've decided to do?
Add a whole new store entirely! :>D Which we will be calling the BLANK STORE!!!! Be excited dammit
In this store you can spend ____ currency (we haven't decided the name yet shut up) and unlock characters such as:
Jedi Bob (force ghost)
Dev note: the character was accidentally released a while ago, like, several years ago because of a coding error replacing jedi consular's shards on 1-2 hard node with Jedi Bob's, but now he's officially been released into the game (not on the hard nodes though, we don't want to make another error like that happen again)
Missingno (dark side)
E%N~E&R~G%~Y%~~
Ig-88 (purplegonal power up edition)
Jetpack
Mace Windu (Galactus) (cause we can't be bothered to give him a rework)
Wall of buffs en' debuffs
Emperor Master Yoine
Revanue
(Because us folk at capital games just can't get enough of the Old Republic content and we know you guys are just DYING for more content from that era, R I G H T? You bloody better or else we'l-)
General Kylobi
...Whatever THIS is
General Grievous (post rework edi- I mean The I don't feel too good edition)
(since you guys were naging about how the Grievous rework failed to "surpass your expectations" we figured we'd just add a whole new version to please you ****
Also you aren't modding him right, mod him for health you dimbos
and last but not least
Jake Skywalker from TLJ!!
Because this is totally the character you wanted, right?
R I G H T ?
(He'll also be getting the Old Republic tag because why not lol)
Now that's great and all, you may be wondering, but how do you get this currency you may ask?
.....
We honestly have no idea but that's why we have you guys, you're pretty much our beta testers at this point so I'm sure you'll figure something out
See you on the holotables!
-CG giveusyourwalletsalready
Lets be honest, Lego Star Wars the Skywalker saga is going to be more polished, fun and overall better than Swgoh could ever be
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They are too busy spending money on crystals and shard packs....
I think both your googles might be bugged then, perhaps you should file a bug report?
I think the problem here is the title, it's called the "Road ahead except not really: player's version 2.5"
So it's's the road ahead post: players version, except not really, the 2.5 means it's not finalised as of now so a lot things can change Ie: they scrap this store entirely, which I sadly have a feeling they might do
That or people just have different definitions on what a tryhard is, which is fine, what will seem like something "tryhardy" to one way just seem like someone making a normal post to others or maybe seem like absolute no effort to a few individuals,
When something exists, some people will like it, others won't, that's just how life works most of the time
Hopefully we can make this more clearer next time someone does a road ahead post, think most need a laugh before the almighty Darth Revanue 2: Electric Boogloo nukes the meta and we'll need plenty more giggles to probably cope with the aftermath of DR, which will probably be a train wreck for arena (hopefully it won't, but I don't think most have high hopes about it not ruining the meta right now)
Regardless of how Dr turns out though, we're bound to get more memes about him and swgoh in general so we can always look forward to those and maybe have a laugh together, who knows?
Nice try, I give it a 5 out 10. Needs some sharks and lasers. And bacon. Because everything is better with bacon.
To quote old rap fueds that show my age-
Kyno keeled you on your own post
Another great Player’s Road Ahead and May there be many more to come.