What are some of your favorite Star Wars related jokes that you know? Here are a couple of mine
Q: What can’t Jedi send documents or pictures in their emails?
A:
Because attachments are forbidden
Q: Who is the most vulgar character from Star Wars?
A:
R2D2. They beeped out every one of his lines
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This Muppet still has better expressions than cg yoda in the prequels
In game guild: TNR Uprising
I beat the REAL T7 Yoda (not the nerfed one) and did so before mods were there to help
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LOL. That’s awesome. 😄
You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of beer.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
If you hear. . . "Luke, I am your father .................. and your uncle."
lol
I think I blew the dad joke out the windu
😂
What is the body temperature of a taun-taun?
Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Suddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remaining one contacts their HQ and asks for instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything. A blaster shot is fired. The remaining Mandalorian opens his comlink and asks: "Okay, now what?"
This reminds me of something you'd see on Red vs Blue
I've heard this one before, but it involves low IQ hill people known for the redness of their necks and 911.
Lol
Lol. I love that one! Haha 😜
Well done sir.
- Grand Admiral Thrawn
So, this is the best place to hide children?