I know a secret...

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Qeltar
4326 posts Member
... but I can't tell you.
Quit 7/14/16. Best of luck to all of you.

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  • Qeltar wrote: »
    ... but I can't tell you.

    So do I, which makes two of us. But is a secret really a secret if two people already know it?
  • If it's about Poe needing a nerf, I hate to tell you but EVERBODY seems to be talking about it. :/
  • What if I take a "screenie" of my roster/bank account info? How about then?
  • Qeltar
    4326 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    What if I take a "screenie" of my roster/bank account info? How about then?

    Well, maybe if you do that and also write a nice limerick.
    Limericks are good. Keep it clean though, making them dirty will get you in trouble and besides, that's too easy.
    I still may not tell however. This is a pretty amazing secret, you know.
    Quit 7/14/16. Best of luck to all of you.
  • What if I take a "screenie" of my roster/bank account info? How about then?

    A screenie wouldn't work, but if you took a picture of your roster that might just do the trick.
  • How about a reference to it's always sunny in Philadelphia?

    You got to pay the troll's toll
    to learn the secret to counter Poe.

    Sorta a limerick, and it's a tv reference, while calling a certain somebody both a literal and metaphorical (Internet) troll.
  • Qeltar wrote: »
    What if I take a "screenie" of my roster/bank account info? How about then?

    Well, maybe if you do that and also write a nice limerick.
    Limericks are good. Keep it clean though, making them dirty will get you in trouble and besides, that's too easy.
    I still may not tell however. This is a pretty amazing secret, you know.

    I don't want to know but here's a nice limerick

    There once was a man from Van Dread
    Who cut off his very own head
    He said with surprise
    It wasn't my size
    But now what I fear is I'm dead

  • Wow.. I heard one *kind* of like that but the guy was from Nantucket.
  • Qeltar
    4326 posts Member
    That is a very nice limerick.
    But I am not sure it is quite secret material.
    This is a pretty amazing secret.
    Quit 7/14/16. Best of luck to all of you.
  • How about you give us "clues" as to the identity of the magnificent secret to give us the illusion that there is indeed a secret and that you know it.

    Let's say it's a squad with the power to trump Poe. How about you give us a list of "possible characters" to beat him. That seems smart, right?
  • This forum is getting beyond ridiculous.
  • Qeltar
    4326 posts Member
    This forum is getting beyond ridiculous.

    Dude, that's a terrible limerick.
    Quit 7/14/16. Best of luck to all of you.
  • This forum is getting beyond ridiculous.


    I know, people are even starting to make "Nerf Poe" threads just to be able to show Screenshots of them with a #1 in the arena, and then pretending that the whole intent of the thread was not to Nerf Poe but to be a white knight of the forum & the game.

    Who would do that?
  • What's the secret!!!!
  • What's the secret!!!!

    That's a secret I'll never tell, you know you love me xoxo GG.
  • Dark
    199 posts Member
    Let me guess ... Bentwookie is DefinitivePoeCounter's father?
    Actually Bentwookie has 6 children, each child has a sister. How many children does he have?
    Ally Code: 859-197-534
  • Qeltar wrote: »
    ... but I can't tell you.

    Haha!
    Team iNstinct -- teaminstinct.net
  • Did you get some juicy privileged information PM'ed by the devs???
    YOU DID! YOU DID!
  • Dark
    199 posts Member
    Did you get some juicy privileged information PM'ed by the devs???
    YOU DID! YOU DID!

    LoL
    Ally Code: 859-197-534
  • Dark wrote: »
    Let me guess ... Bentwookie is DefinitivePoeCounter's father?
    Actually Bentwookie has 6 children, each child has a sister. How many children does he have?

    Insert 'No, I'm your father' scene.
  • Did he tell anyone the secret yet?
    I have my credit card ready.
  • DefinitivePoeCounter
    287 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    Did he tell anyone the secret yet?
    I have my credit card ready.

    @BentWookie already gave me his bank info, but I guess he decided not to share it.
  • I very well could be a father to some of you.. I am older and have traveled far and wide. :D
  • Xceptor
    55 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    I Know who Luke's Skywalker father is
  • What is the point of this thread?
  • Qeltar, how long have we known each other, honestly?

    I was there with you when you raged on Barris, seems like ages ago.
    I was there with you when you raged on GW.
    We're even allies in the game.

    A quick PM would be great. You know it's the right thing to do.

    Regards,
    Relish Yoda.
  • Qeltar, how long have we known each other, honestly?

    I was there with you when you raged on Barris, seems like ages ago.
    I was there with you when you raged on GW.
    We're even allies in the game.

    A quick PM would be great. You know it's the right thing to do.

    Regards,
    Relish Yoda.

    Who are you? Get off my boyfriends back ok?
  • What is the point of this thread?

    Who cares? So far there is no bitterness, no whining, no calls for nerfs.. I would say it's successful!

  • BentWookie wrote: »
    What is the point of this thread?

    Who cares? So far there is no bitterness, no whining, no calls for nerfs.. I would say it's successful!

    Agree
  • Qeltar
    4326 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    Qeltar, how long have we known each other, honestly?

    I was there with you when you raged on Barris, seems like ages ago.
    I was there with you when you raged on GW.
    We're even allies in the game.

    A quick PM would be great. You know it's the right thing to do.

    Regards,
    Relish Yoda.
    You are right my friend. However, rules are rules.
    Besides, every time I see your name, I imagine Yoda eating a hot dog. This is hard to accept.
    Especially without mustard.
    Quit 7/14/16. Best of luck to all of you.
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