'Twas the week before Conquest and throughout CGs house
Not a creature was stirring, not even CG_Mouse;

The fire was warm as I settled into my chair,
I went to the forums to see what was there;

News of next Conquest? A new kit reveal?
A noob needing help, or a new bundle deal?

The forums were busy with talk of Lightspeed,
and the chatter continued as we debated DCs;

The usual suspects were showing their fases,
correcting, deflecting, and pleading their cases;

Is Leia OP? Is Lord Vader the worst?
And which of the GLs should I go after first?

I'm appealing a ban! I've been slapped in the fase!
The drop rates have changed! 5th brother replaced!

Will you be ready when JKiCK draws near?
The Kyros! The Kyros! I'm starving for gear!

Datacrons are bad, they've changed GAC!
Datacrons are awesome! I love 3v3!

The content creators stay out of the fray,
not bothered at all - they'll each have their say;

Judge Pico is fair - HNN has us hooked,
and we all want to see iniside Fatal's Playbook;

Vancele taught us speeders, and Xaereth prevailed,
While the good ol' Grand Admiral played whale or fail;

BitDynasty and Sarah await the new feats,
to save us from too many conquest repeats.

And to all the unnamed, I'll catch you next time,
chances are good I couldn't come up with a rhyme.

But for all of their effort, and diligence done,
the forums insist that debate is more fun.

Then what did I spy on events from afar?
But a little green dot by Meat's avatar!

He came in with gifs and some holiday cheer,
and then, two new kits on the forums appeared!

He tossed out some love and then picked up his chair,
he's on vacation you see, so he couldn't stay there.

New debates will begin, and we'll exclaim with much glee,
"New-Bo and Darth Bane, MAN THESE TOONS ARE OP!"