Top-Quality Character Design Possibilityᵀᴹ

As the few of us who have actually noticed that he exist know, URoRRuR'R'R makes no **** sense. The problem here is, he makes no sense and is bad.

I, in my infinite wisdom, have decided that I could make him better by simply taking the concept of 'I don't know, just give him random abilities and hope it works' and turning it up to the Nth degree.

Basic - 'I Saw It In A Movie!'
Attack the target enemy with a random basic ability, taken from any character in the game. This attack does 50% damage, but has a 2% chance to make the enemy feel a lot of pity for URoRRuR'R'R, stunning themselves for 2 turns, unless they are buffed or debuffed, in which case the stun is reduced to 1 turn.

Special - 'That Was The Wrong Button!'
Attack the entire enemy with a random special ability. If that ability is single-target, deal 50% reduced damage but deal the damage and effects (if any) to all enemies (even the dead ones). If the ability is AOE, deal it to both teams. If the ability does no damage, deal half of two random character's current health (allies can be hit by this effect). If the ability is a Tusken's ability, also grant URoRRuR'R'R a buff called Happy. This makes him happy. :)

Special 2 - 'Electric Boogaloo!'
Zap URoRRuR'R'R, putting him at 1hp. Then, deal all of the health lost as damage to a random unit. If that unit is an enemy, the effect bounces to another unit. The effect can keep bouncing if it keeps moving from one team to another.

Special 3 - 'AAAAGH!'
AAAGH! (This ability does something, but no-one knows what).

Unique - 'In Memory Of Some Dead Tusken Dudes'
Every two minutes, everyone except URoRRuR'R'R is reduced to zero turn meter until he has taken two turns. During this time, he gains the ability 'Reminisce', and can only use this ability.

Sneaky-Cheeky Ability - 'Reminisce'
Talk about some dead Tusken. If Jedi Knight Anakin is present, he feels bad. And he should.

I think this would be a balanced and interesting kit that would truly elevate Tusken to the god-like status that their faction deserves to be.

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  • Allenb60
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    Sounds like the kind of abilities Jar Jar would get
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    Allenb60 wrote: »
    Sounds like the kind of abilities Jar Jar would get

    Jar Jar is terrible. Just awful. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. That's why he's losing so hard to Chyna. We're gonna make SWGOH great again, believe me. Believe me.
  • Supercat
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    +10
    Don't be a ****(4), and follow forum guidelines.
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    Allenb60 wrote: »
    Sounds like the kind of abilities Jar Jar would get

    Jar Jar is terrible. Just awful. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. That's why he's losing so hard to Chyna. We're gonna make SWGOH great again, believe me. Believe me.

    *Lots of seemingly random hand motions*
  • xReDeMpx
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    I approve.

    Better toon design than anything that's comes out in last few months :open_mouth:
  • Mrjenkins
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    edited March 2017
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    I love ururorrr cause His name is his only dialogue. And id rather hear it 20 times then jar jar ever
    Also anakin should 1 hit all tuskens.. Really would it matter?
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    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    I love ururorrr cause His name is his only dialogue. And id rather hear it 20 times then jar jar ever
    Also anakin should 1 hit all tuskens.. Really would it matter?

    Anakin is low-energy. Weak! And let me tell you, and lots of people have said this, good people, smart people, that I am the best at killing Tusken. Lots of people tell me that, because it's true. If you could see my record on killing Tusken, you would be so amazed, so amazed, your head would spin. I can't show you my record right now because my bone spurs are under audit, but believe me when I say, my record is excellent. No-one has a Tusken killing record as fantastic as Spade Freeman, so believe me when I say, Anakin is no-good.
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    The force is strong with you Freeman..Good luck
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    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    I love ururorrr cause His name is his only dialogue. And id rather hear it 20 times then jar jar ever
    Also anakin should 1 hit all tuskens.. Really would it matter?

    Anakin is low-energy. Weak! And let me tell you, and lots of people have said this, good people, smart people, that I am the best at killing Tusken. Lots of people tell me that, because it's true. If you could see my record on killing Tusken, you would be so amazed, so amazed, your head would spin. I can't show you my record right now because my bone spurs are under audit, but believe me when I say, my record is excellent. No-one has a Tusken killing record as fantastic as Spade Freeman, so believe me when I say, Anakin is no-good.

    #drainthesarlaccpit
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    O I got it.. praise master Putin you must
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    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    O I got it.. praise master Putin you must

    I'll have you know that Darth Putin is a swell guy. Great leader. Very strong and powerful.
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    Much better then crooked Chancellor valorem
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    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    Much better then crooked Chancellor valorem

    Chancellor Valorem and the Jedi rigged the election against us, and we still won! Embarrassing! They lost because they kept going on about my ALLEGED ties to the Seperatists! Fake news!
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    And lyin mace windu..
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    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    And lyin mace windu..

    *Mace finishes showing off Vaapad to a bunch of uninterested younglings*

    "Please clap."
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    +1 to every comment in this post
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    I loved when lil yoda melt down to Java the Christie's questions
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    Well...I think that's enough Star Wars tonight...Darth Putin...killing Tuskens...boen spurs...Urrrrorrrrorrr....Reminiscing...

    I need time to digest what I've just read. Maybe some of Hillary's e-mails hold the key...
  • SpadeFreeman
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    edited March 2017
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    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    I loved when lil yoda melt down to Java the Christie's questions

    Let's not forget when Chancellor Valorem FAILED in his debate against the SOCIALIST General Kenobi! Loser!
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    Na it should be padme talking about the top 1 percent. You know she wants free health care
  • Taco
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    Not using him right
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    Yoda sanders
  • Supercat
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    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    I love ururorrr cause His name is his only dialogue. And id rather hear it 20 times then jar jar ever
    Also anakin should 1 hit all tuskens.. Really would it matter?

    Anakin is low-energy. Weak! And let me tell you, and lots of people have said this, good people, smart people, that I am the best at killing Tusken. Lots of people tell me that, because it's true. If you could see my record on killing Tusken, you would be so amazed, so amazed, your head would spin. I can't show you my record right now because my bone spurs are under audit, but believe me when I say, my record is excellent. No-one has a Tusken killing record as fantastic as Spade Freeman, so believe me when I say, Anakin is no-good.

    lol

    The figure is not credible at all. And people call Clinton a liar. :D
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  • Supercat
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    Supercat wrote: »
    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    I love ururorrr cause His name is his only dialogue. And id rather hear it 20 times then jar jar ever
    Also anakin should 1 hit all tuskens.. Really would it matter?

    Anakin is low-energy. Weak! And let me tell you, and lots of people have said this, good people, smart people, that I am the best at killing Tusken. Lots of people tell me that, because it's true. If you could see my record on killing Tusken, you would be so amazed, so amazed, your head would spin. I can't show you my record right now because my bone spurs are under audit, but believe me when I say, my record is excellent. No-one has a Tusken killing record as fantastic as Spade Freeman, so believe me when I say, Anakin is no-good.

    lol

    The figure is not credible at all. And people call Clinton a liar. :D

    great impression video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc
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    Still waiting for Grand Master Bernie, but as long as they keep releasing characters for the top 5% of the top 20% of the 1% richest whales, f2p continue to suffer.
  • Nikoms565
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    Let this be a lesson to all you youngsters out there:

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    In game name: Lucas Gregory FORMER PLAYER - - - -"Whale blah grump poooop." - Ouchie

    In game guild: TNR Uprising
    I beat the REAL T7 Yoda (not the nerfed one) and did so before mods were there to help
    *This space left intentionally blank*
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    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    I love ururorrr cause His name is his only dialogue. And id rather hear it 20 times then jar jar ever
    Also anakin should 1 hit all tuskens.. Really would it matter?

    Anakin is low-energy. Weak! And let me tell you, and lots of people have said this, good people, smart people, that I am the best at killing Tusken. Lots of people tell me that, because it's true. If you could see my record on killing Tusken, you would be so amazed, so amazed, your head would spin. I can't show you my record right now because my bone spurs are under audit, but believe me when I say, my record is excellent. No-one has a Tusken killing record as fantastic as Spade Freeman, so believe me when I say, Anakin is no-good.

    You forgot to say "That I can tell you" at the end
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    Fantasty wrote: »
    Mrjenkins wrote: »
    I love ururorrr cause His name is his only dialogue. And id rather hear it 20 times then jar jar ever
    Also anakin should 1 hit all tuskens.. Really would it matter?

    Anakin is low-energy. Weak! And let me tell you, and lots of people have said this, good people, smart people, that I am the best at killing Tusken. Lots of people tell me that, because it's true. If you could see my record on killing Tusken, you would be so amazed, so amazed, your head would spin. I can't show you my record right now because my bone spurs are under audit, but believe me when I say, my record is excellent. No-one has a Tusken killing record as fantastic as Spade Freeman, so believe me when I say, Anakin is no-good.

    You forgot to say "That I can tell you" at the end

    You are fake news. I had a 'That I can tell you' at the end, and, believe me, it was the best 'That I can tell you' that you ever heard.
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    I love this idea
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