Don't join a winning guild...JOIN ESCUADRON ZERO!!
A wise man once said, "If you're not first, you're last!" However, I am finding that to not be true at all! i love finishing second place so much, in fact, that my guild and I don't even try for first place, ever! Why try for extra rewards and an extra zeta, and the pride of accomplishing a victory as a guild when we can just mail it in and play for a tie? If we don't succeed in tying, who cares? We didn't lose anything! I could argue we accomplished our goal of second place rewards! What a great way to live life!!
If you are like me, then we are the guild for you! Come join Escuadron Zero now!
https://swgoh.gg/g/11121/escuadron-zero/
ABOUT US:
Have a low GP total? No worries! Guild Escuadron requires that you only place 30k teams on defense to assure a tie! Just blindly put your weakest teams on defense and go inactive! You won't find an easier guild to be a part of.
Being scared is a part of being alive. Accept it. Walk through it. But Escuadron Zero is a guild that kicks that can down the road. Rather than fighting for a win and testing yourself, our guild prefers to shoot for the tie and never test ourselves -- we love being afraid.
As we strive for mediocrity, we of course do 2 day Rancor Raids. That way you can spread out your sadness for an extended period of time. If you like forcing a stop to your solo rancor at specific phases, Escuadron Zero is the guild for you!
Enough about us! Most guilds expect you to work on building solid teams to contribute in TB/TW, but not Escuadron Zero! We only require that you have a pulse because when we strive for a tie it requires bare minimum talent, execution and character development. If you don't know how to win, Escuadron Zero is a destination guild for you.
Our only rules are these:
Never try for first place ever. Not in raids, TB, TW, Arena, etc. Second place or worse only!
Most guilds require you to complete 600 tickets worth of energy per day. But at Escuadron Zero we find that raids and competition are over rated, and we prefer our guildmates do as little as possible -- read: we don't actually raid.
Are you bummed about top guilds requiring CLS, Captain Han and ROLO? Escuadron Zero doesn't have such lofty expectations! It sounds too good to be true, but when you merely strive for a tie such luxury toons aren't necessary!
In conclusion, f you are like me, and you prefer to tie over going for a challenge, then we are the guild for you! Come join Escuadron Zero now! You'll soon speak the words most of our guild does: "I was about to quit, I wish I found you guys sooner". But with Escuadron Zero, you've essentially quit already, so join us today!
GUESS WHAT?! It gets better. If you're looking for an even worse guild (lower GP), but still LOVE second place, we have a couple more places for you!
JOIN ONE OF OUR FEEDER GUILDS TODAY!!!
https://swgoh.gg/g/11222/academia-zero/
https://swgoh.gg/g/24034/cantera-zero/
Contact me on Telegram @gremiozero.
¡Únete! (Join up!)
If you are like me, then we are the guild for you! Come join Escuadron Zero now!
https://swgoh.gg/g/11121/escuadron-zero/
ABOUT US:
Have a low GP total? No worries! Guild Escuadron requires that you only place 30k teams on defense to assure a tie! Just blindly put your weakest teams on defense and go inactive! You won't find an easier guild to be a part of.
Being scared is a part of being alive. Accept it. Walk through it. But Escuadron Zero is a guild that kicks that can down the road. Rather than fighting for a win and testing yourself, our guild prefers to shoot for the tie and never test ourselves -- we love being afraid.
As we strive for mediocrity, we of course do 2 day Rancor Raids. That way you can spread out your sadness for an extended period of time. If you like forcing a stop to your solo rancor at specific phases, Escuadron Zero is the guild for you!
Enough about us! Most guilds expect you to work on building solid teams to contribute in TB/TW, but not Escuadron Zero! We only require that you have a pulse because when we strive for a tie it requires bare minimum talent, execution and character development. If you don't know how to win, Escuadron Zero is a destination guild for you.
Our only rules are these:
Never try for first place ever. Not in raids, TB, TW, Arena, etc. Second place or worse only!
Most guilds require you to complete 600 tickets worth of energy per day. But at Escuadron Zero we find that raids and competition are over rated, and we prefer our guildmates do as little as possible -- read: we don't actually raid.
Are you bummed about top guilds requiring CLS, Captain Han and ROLO? Escuadron Zero doesn't have such lofty expectations! It sounds too good to be true, but when you merely strive for a tie such luxury toons aren't necessary!
In conclusion, f you are like me, and you prefer to tie over going for a challenge, then we are the guild for you! Come join Escuadron Zero now! You'll soon speak the words most of our guild does: "I was about to quit, I wish I found you guys sooner". But with Escuadron Zero, you've essentially quit already, so join us today!
GUESS WHAT?! It gets better. If you're looking for an even worse guild (lower GP), but still LOVE second place, we have a couple more places for you!
JOIN ONE OF OUR FEEDER GUILDS TODAY!!!
https://swgoh.gg/g/11222/academia-zero/
https://swgoh.gg/g/24034/cantera-zero/
Contact me on Telegram @gremiozero.
¡Únete! (Join up!)
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If you're telling me I can force ties every time in TW and force our friendly opposing guilds to experience this, where do I sign up?
You were the FIRST reply, so unfortunately, you did not make the cut this time around...better luck at under performing next time though!
Oh oh! Im second Im second! Just like you guys always will be!
Sounds like SECOND rate trash talk there...
That's why he fits right in!
I bet you are a part of Escaudron Zero, you weirdo.
Those look like first place tears, you would not survive in Escuadron Zero!
Aw, aren't you cute showing up on your white horse! Why would a guild be mad someone ruined their fun, that's totally not what playing a game is about, great point! I wish I had the intelligence of a doorknob to have thought of that first. Glad you saved the day with such brilliant insight!
Second place fun is our speciality! You'll fit right in
I hear the longer you wait the more likely you are to get in!!!! SO EXCITED!!
Dude, I think youre a little too active for our guild...way too many posts in such a short period. We are looking for slackers, not go-getters!
still crying little boy ?
We don't robbed anything...just played our strategy having in account our teams and theirs....if they can't have a better defense it's their problem...
Maybe this little boys must improve and not cry publicly !!!!!
Yes I am, my mom always consoles me SECOND.
I bet you can write better .. "Escaudron" ?? hahahahaha
Me right now...
I took second place in the spelling Be. Do you have an open spot in your guild?
You sound like a perfect fit! Send me your ally code when you get around to it...
Really ? You tied ? wow....bad defense you have hahahahahah
I don't care about your mom's life....let her apart....
I heard @stone1330's application is a legend in the guild. He got in because he only takes his wife's sloppy seconds