Flat Earth people.

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To say people who believe the earth is flat are wrong, is an insult to wrong things. But let's be fair. Here's 2 videos. One says the earth is flat and one uses science, logic and common sense. :p

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nyDey7QSgg4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pL1b9khYH5Y

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  • catharsis478
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    edited May 2018
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    I have to admit I laughed when I saw this thread. It reminds me of the time my neighbor accused me of secretly being a flat-earther when I laughed at him when he went on a drunken rant about how the greatest evil in the world were people who believed the earth was flat.

    Edit: that was unnecessarily convoluted.
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    I have to admit I laughed when I saw this thread. It reminds me of the time my neighbor accused me of secretly being a flat-earther when I laughed at him when he went on a drunken rant about how the greatest evil in the world were people who believed the earth was flat.

    Edit: that was unnecessarily convoluted.

    My brother believes in chemtrails, so much that his children are afraid to go outdoors when planes fly. Extrapolate.
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    And not to defend your drunken neighbor, but the level of willful ignorance someone needs to believe the stances in that first video is a threat to the world. If a grave threat to reasonable life on earth and all that science has given us as a species can be considered an evil... then yeah, evil.
  • TVF
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    There's a lot of flat Earth people here from what I can tell.
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  • Nikoms565
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    I have to admit I laughed when I saw this thread. It reminds me of the time my neighbor accused me of secretly being a flat-earther when I laughed at him when he went on a drunken rant about how the greatest evil in the world were people who believed the earth was flat.

    Edit: that was unnecessarily convoluted.

    My brother believes in chemtrails, so much that his children are afraid to go outdoors when planes fly. Extrapolate.

    I'm afraid to go outside when large flocks of birds of flying overhead...but that's fear of different trails.

    Are there things we are doing as humans (be it individually, corporately, etc.) that are dangerous to our collective health? Probably. But 50 years ago they didn't think smoking tobacco was bad for you either. We've probably eliminated some things that used to shorten our lifespan, while adding (either unintentionally or knowingly) other things that also shorten it in exchange.

    Tl;DR: Our lifespans are getting longer, so we must be doing something right. And some it's probably a wash.
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    A huge part of this ridiculous theory is that space has no satellites in it and nothing can get into space (what?) and every country on earth has agreed to lie to everyone because it is profitable for us to believe in a round earth (again...what?). The way they think the sun works defies physics to a degree that's laughable.

    I assume flat earthers would just wave off this guys basic math as lies backed by the global cabal.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JgY8zNZ35uw
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    I never met a flat earther in person or even know about one in my country. I'm kinda implying that people in the US just want to waste its mind potential on useless causes (like flat earth) and not on things that really matter.

    That's very unclear, I hope someone understands what I'm trying to say
  • Nikoms565
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    I never met a flat earther in person or even know about one in my country. I'm kinda implying that people in the US just want to waste its mind potential on useless causes (like flat earth) and not on things that really matter.

    That's very unclear, I hope someone understands what I'm trying to say

    Fair enough. It's symptomatic of the "there are no experts" cultural phenomenon created by the healthy skepticism regarding authority that has gone terribly awry. Simply put, if there are no experts (or everyone is an expert), then every question, idea, ethical question, moral issue, debate, etc. can be reduced down to what the collective "I" thinks based on personal observation and opinion. The natural offshoot is that there is no one to answer to and no need to "know" anything. It reduces human existence down to two basic principles:

    1) Observe
    2) Act on observation

    No experts = no authority, no responsibility, no accountability, etc.

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    Nikoms565 wrote: »
    I never met a flat earther in person or even know about one in my country. I'm kinda implying that people in the US just want to waste its mind potential on useless causes (like flat earth) and not on things that really matter.

    That's very unclear, I hope someone understands what I'm trying to say

    Fair enough. It's symptomatic of the "there are no experts" cultural phenomenon created by the healthy skepticism regarding authority that has gone terribly awry. Simply put, if there are no experts (or everyone is an expert), then every question, idea, ethical question, moral issue, debate, etc. can be reduced down to what the collective "I" thinks based on personal observation and opinion. The natural offshoot is that there is no one to answer to and no need to "know" anything. It reduces human existence down to two basic principles:

    1) Observe
    2) Act on observation

    No experts = no authority, no responsibility, no accountability, etc.

    That sounds counter intuitive to progress. Why have people devote their professional lives to a subject if we elect to ignore their expertise?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TeMooNFtFJk
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    I'm still 90% sure they're all just messing with us. No-one could be that stupid in the information age. There were people thousands of years ago who, with the most basic possible instruments, were able to realise 'oh yeah this is definitely a sphere, not a flat thing.'
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    I'm still 90% sure they're all just messing with us. No-one could be that **** in the information age. There were people thousands of years ago who, with the most basic possible instruments, were able to realise 'oh yeah this is definitely a sphere, not a flat thing.'

    That'd be awesome, except I know real people who believe in super dumb conspiracies that aren't smart. And part of the narrative is how much smarter you are than your friends and how dumb something is.
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    Kal, I want the twenty minutes of my life I spent watching one of your videos back.

    Flat Earthers be all like:

    gravity-how-does-that-work.jpg
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    I'm still 90% sure they're all just messing with us. No-one could be that **** in the information age. There were people thousands of years ago who, with the most basic possible instruments, were able to realise 'oh yeah this is definitely a sphere, not a flat thing.'

    Your assumption should be correct, but imagine if you only watched that pro flat earth video and believed it 100%. Now imagine rather than being a normal inquisitive person and doing some actual reading, you freeze your opinion and everything you see that contradicts the original opinion is a lie. Essentially, it doesn't matter if originally it was trolling, people are actually believing it and it's effing horrific.
    Kal, I want the twenty minutes of my life I spent watching one of your videos back.

    Flat Earthers be all like:

    gravity-how-does-that-work.jpg

    *shrugs* My reason for putting it out out there at all is how dangerous willful ignorance is. Questioning stuff is great. Questioning facts and proven science is dumb. If I say you took a bribe and I have pictures, bank records and the guy who bribed you admitting he bribed you, but you just say 'fake news' and everyone believes you over evidence, that says something bad about where we're going as a species.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0EKJWyl_g

  • Nikoms565
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    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion - just not their own set of facts. ;)
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  • CaptainRex
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    @UrbanSpacemanKAL
    Sorry to shatter your reality, but your claim that the earth is round is destroyed by this incredible feat of science and logic.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmM5NOq7ZF8
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  • Ulic_24
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    This is almost as bad as the people who seem themselves “sovereign citizens”

    Go watch some YouTube videos about their interactions with police and you’ll lose a lot of faith in people lol.

    Getting back on topic, I also find it hilarious that flat earthers also believe the other planets in the solar system are indeed spherical, but Earth? Nah why should that be the same?
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    CaptainRex wrote: »
    @UrbanSpacemanKAL
    Sorry to shatter your reality, but your claim that the earth is round is destroyed by this incredible feat of science and logic.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmM5NOq7ZF8

    A lemon in your hand, with very few exceptions, will not act liked a planet.

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aSHFzRnK9rE
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    On a similar basis, people also believe stuff like this:

    http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
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    On a similar basis, people also believe stuff like this:

    http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

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    See, that's what I mean. Started as a joke, now it's officially not funny.

    The whole "dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous" hoax began as an April Fools joke in the 1980's, when a newspaper in Michigan, US, published a satirical article about dihydrogen monoxide and called for it to be regulated or banned. Unfortunately a lot of people thought it was real, and even continued to think so even after the newspaper said it was a joke and explained that it is just water. Water companies were hit with a barrage of telephone calls and letters, water pipes were sabotaged and so on. The April Fools "joke" caused a lot of panic, resulting in the need for a public announcement to discredit the myth. Of course some people then believed the government was covering it up.
    There was also a science experiment in 1990 measuring the gullibility of people and how gullibility can spread. The experiment told people that dihydrogen monoxide is very dangerous and hazardous. Ultimately a lot of people believed it. This shows that people will believe anything they are told when they simply do not understand the science behind things (for example those who misunderstand evolution tend to lean towards the false view of creationism).
  • TVF
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    Stuart, I like you, you're not like the other people here in the trailer park.
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    The lizard people want you to believe the earth is round.
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    I am going to learn a lesson from these people, denial. I am going to refuse to acknowledge that people this unintelligent exist
  • catharsis478
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    What about the 90 Kangaroos released in Wyoming this April? :^)

    Source: https://county10.com/first-90-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming/
    With a successful introduction of kangaroos into Wyoming’s ecosystem, WMI will review other opportunities for the state to be home to other marsupial species. A short-list for future proposed introductions include the koala, wallaby and the endangered Tasmanian Devil.

    Get a look at the migrations of Wyoming’s other big game species at migrationintiative.org.

    APRIL FOOLS!

    How long until people are saying, "no really, man! They actually released Kangaroos in Wyoming!"????

    Also, I really suck at coding this spoiler right.
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    c1ever_pun wrote: »
    I am going to learn a lesson from these people, denial. I am going to refuse to acknowledge that people this unintelligent exist

    Just for people who just can't believe in this level of dumb, check this video out. Here an actual unintelligent person who believes several absurd theories say really dumb things, has a basic lack of not complex things and well, just watch.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tMtwSVO0PQk
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    What about the 90 Kangaroos released in Wyoming this April? :^)

    Source: https://county10.com/first-90-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming/
    With a successful introduction of kangaroos into Wyoming’s ecosystem, WMI will review other opportunities for the state to be home to other marsupial species. A short-list for future proposed introductions include the koala, wallaby and the endangered Tasmanian Devil.

    Get a look at the migrations of Wyoming’s other big game species at migrationintiative.org.

    APRIL FOOLS!

    How long until people are saying, "no really, man! They actually released Kangaroos in Wyoming!"????

    Also, I really suck at coding this spoiler right.

    Are you crazy? That's exactly how people were made afraid of water. :#
  • catharsis478
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    What about the 90 Kangaroos released in Wyoming this April? :^)

    Source: https://county10.com/first-90-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming/
    With a successful introduction of kangaroos into Wyoming’s ecosystem, WMI will review other opportunities for the state to be home to other marsupial species. A short-list for future proposed introductions include the koala, wallaby and the endangered Tasmanian Devil.

    Get a look at the migrations of Wyoming’s other big game species at migrationintiative.org.

    APRIL FOOLS!

    How long until people are saying, "no really, man! They actually released Kangaroos in Wyoming!"????

    Also, I really suck at coding this spoiler right.

    Are you crazy? That's exactly how people were made afraid of water. :#

    Hence the tongue-in-cheek joke!

    But speaking of conspiracy theories, have 11 minutes of Alex Jones (he swears a lot guys):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDewdPpvx2A

    This video is funnier than the one I had here.
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    What about the 90 Kangaroos released in Wyoming this April? :^)

    Source: https://county10.com/first-90-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming/
    With a successful introduction of kangaroos into Wyoming’s ecosystem, WMI will review other opportunities for the state to be home to other marsupial species. A short-list for future proposed introductions include the koala, wallaby and the endangered Tasmanian Devil.

    Get a look at the migrations of Wyoming’s other big game species at migrationintiative.org.

    APRIL FOOLS!

    How long until people are saying, "no really, man! They actually released Kangaroos in Wyoming!"????

    Also, I really suck at coding this spoiler right.

    Are you crazy? That's exactly how people were made afraid of water. :#

    Hence the tongue-in-cheek joke!

    But what if 40 years from now people are forming raiding parties to hunt kangaroo? :p

    Some more for people who just can't believe anyone can actually be this ignorant. This guy doesn't believe in gravity...andd it gets worse.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMIglW-hlVs
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    At least this guy is certifiably crazy:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhibN89WJtI
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    Of course, wildfires don't happen in areas with heavy drought and high winds. 'THEY' come and create artificial tornadoes and use directed energy and microwave weapons to burn Kmarts. That makes perfect sense (it doesn't).

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms61lmo7iQA
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    So, my so-called better half sent me this today:

    Flat-Earther Compares World to Pac-Man in UK's First Flat Earth Convention

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    ...

    200 people reportedly attended the event participating in lectures, workshops, and social events. Flat-Earthers generally believe that the world is some sort of flat plane floating in space.

    Theories about how this work vary, but one commonly held belief is that the Earth is a floating plane with Antarctica at its center and a wall of ice, at its edge. This wall of ice is believed to be protected by NASA to stop people from trying to climb it.

    ... but a new theory proposed at the conference aims to solve the most obvious one, which is why don’t people just fall off the edge of the planet if they travel too far in one direction?
    Conference speaker Darren Nesbit has the answer. “We know that continuous east-west travel is a reality,” he said. "No one has ever come to or crossed a physical boundary. One logical possibility for those who are truly free thinkers is that space-time wraps around and we get a Pac-Man effect."

    So what Nesbit offers is a theory that suggests just like in Pac-Man when you get to the edge of the screen, or in this case the Earth, you simply appear back on the opposite side. Flat Earth believers appear to have a considerable interest in science and space but maintain a deep distrust of scientists and the broader scientific community.
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