Questions for the Great Scuba

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    Yub yub
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    @scuba if a man is alone on the forest moon of Endor and he says something, is he still wrong?
  • Huatimus
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    @scuba is it your birthday or something? What's with the extra attention yer getting today?
  • Snoova
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    @scuba I no longer feel a pulse. Is the hostage hibernating or dead?
  • Clash2Far
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    edited July 2018
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    Huatimus wrote: »
    @scuba is it your birthday or something? What's with the extra attention yer getting today?

    July 3rd is annual Scuba Day in DoE so it’s important to make sure his vast knowledge about SWGOH and other stuff is explored by the community at large.
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  • pac0naut
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    @scuba if a train leaving Paris at 3:15pm at 55 kmph is on the same track as a train leaving Barcelona at 4:38pm traveling at 75 kmph, on what day will CG release Jedi Luke?
    Meanwhile, down on the farm....
  • Klocko
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    @scuba does this look infected? Oh wait. I can't post a pic.
  • Clash2Far
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    edited July 2018
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    Klocko wrote: »
    @scuba does this look infected? Oh wait. I can't post a pic.

    Doctor here. If the symptoms are anything related to your avatar I’d say definitely infected. Some might say, Symptoms of a Down.
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  • scuba
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    Thank you for the questions, my all encompassing answer is 5.
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    Could someone explain this meme to me ? :D
  • Klocko
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    edited July 2018
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    Clash2Far wrote: »
    Klocko wrote: »
    @scuba does this look infected? Oh wait. I can't post a pic.

    Doctor here. If the symptoms are anything related to your avatar I’d say definitely infected. Some might say, Symptoms of a Down.

    Lol. Close. From my now defunct Misfits tribute band.
  • Ultra
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    Could someone explain this meme to me ? :D
    5

  • Clash2Far
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    Ultra wrote: »
    Could someone explain this meme to me ? :D
    5

    Nailed it.
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    scuba wrote: »
    Thank you for the questions, my all encompassing answer is 5.

    Thread closed I think.


    @scuba - thank you. Always.
  • scuba
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    @scuba How exactly does the stacking offense zeta work on Rolo?

    It doesn't only fools use rolo
    Clash2Far wrote: »
    @scuba - if I have a 101% resistance on my GK under GMY zeta lead with Master’s training, how much more do I need to render EP useless?

    GK with GMY lead is kinda like Phoenix. No one in their right mind would ever ever consider that.
    Contego wrote: »
    @scuba how many woks would an ewok walk on, if an ewok could walk on woks?

    5

    Boring real answer (just kidding not everyone caught in right away)
    Thank you.
    @scuba Is it better to use offense mods on Enfys or CD set? Where does the break even happen?

    Defense.... Defense.... Defense...
    TVF wrote: »
    @scuba are you really self-contained?

    Because of the variety of ages on the forum I can not properly answer this question publicly
    @scuba how many x-wings and yodas can you bench press using the force?

    None.. The force is for the weak!
    JacenRoe wrote: »
    @scuba In Return of the Jedi, Wicket befriends Leia, and gives her a dress to wear that is human sized (WAY to big for an Ewok). Given that the Ewoks fully intended to eat Han, Luke, and Chewie, what do you think happened to the former occupant of the dress that Leia was given? In other words, is it suspicious that a tribe of cannibals have clothes lying around that don't fit anyone there?

    Not at all suspicious. They believe in recycling. From one meal to the next.
    @scuba My wife informed me that I use too much ketchup on my fries.. is there any chance this will extend the life on my phone battery?

    Only if it is an iPhone.. We all know they are mystical and magical.
    Clash2Far wrote: »
    @scuba My wife informed me that I use too much ketchup on my fries.. is there any chance this will extend the life on my phone battery?

    @scuba same question but with mustard

    See above answer.
    RJ__Brando wrote: »
    @scuba if Traya has a starting value of 5800 special damage, you're using a Vader lead and sion/nihilus have been critically hit 15 times before her turn, how much can I save by switching to Geico?

    According to the lizard 15% or more!
    DuneFlint wrote: »
    @scuba is your first name steve?

    Because I am a very famous person I have been ordered not to answer that question.
    @scuba why does orange juice taste funny if you drink it after you've brushed your teeth.

    I apologize that this has always puzzled me and I have not figured it out yet.
    Ultra wrote: »
    @scuba was Holdo's hyperspace suicide in The Last Jedi a bug or was it WAI

    Definitely a bug!
    TVF wrote: »
    @scuba why does orange juice taste funny if you drink it after you've brushed your teeth.

    I brush with orange toothpaste and kill two birds with one stone.

    That is excellent idea
    Vi1teran_ wrote: »
    @scuba What is coming in August?

    Yeah this here below
    Jaxom wrote: »
    Vi1teran_ wrote: »
    @scuba What is coming in August?

    Umm everything?
    @scuba why don't we have the clone scuba trooper in game?

    This one really annoys me!
    @scuba why is it that sometimes our feet are running and our noses are smelling, but other times our feet are smelling and our noses are running?

    So this is a good one about like this one below
    Jaxom wrote: »
    @scuba why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

    It is like pondering the meaning of life!
    @Scuba, why do threads like this gain such traction in General Discussion, including by He Who Shall Not Be Named (totally not Voldemort, yo. Please don't Potter me bro!), when some others might end up Avada Kedavra'd to the nethers?

    Duh! Because it is I the All mighty and powerful Scuba!
  • scuba
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    Sentia wrote: »
    @Scuba, How much is my Young Han Solo trading card worth?

    It's from his wookie year

    Who is young Han solo?
    @scuba HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

    I can't hear you.... What?
  • scuba
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    Sentia wrote: »
    @Scuba, How much is my Young Han Solo trading card worth?

    It's from his wookie year

    Who is young Han solo?
    @scuba HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

    I can't hear you.... What?
    Yub yub

    Yub Nub!
    @scuba if a man is alone on the forest moon of Endor and he says something, is he still wrong?

    No because he will probably be eaten so what does it matter?
    Huatimus wrote: »
    @scuba is it your birthday or something? What's with the extra attention yer getting today?

    Because I am the mighty and powerful Scuba!
    Snoova wrote: »
    @scuba I no longer feel a pulse. Is the hostage hibernating or dead?

    Run!
    pac0naut wrote: »
    @scuba if a train leaving Paris at 3:15pm at 55 kmph is on the same track as a train leaving Barcelona at 4:38pm traveling at 75 kmph, on what day will CG release Jedi Luke?

    He was already released. You must have missed it.
    Klocko wrote: »
    @scuba does this look infected? Oh wait. I can't post a pic.

    Safest answer is yes.
  • scuba
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    I tried to answer all questions with my all empowering knowledge.


    Disclaimer: there is probably no truth in any of this and was all done in fun.
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    Why not blame chewy?
  • EA_Cian
    971 posts EA Staff (retired)
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    Let's please try to be mindful and not necro threads. This one's been inactive July, no need to bring it back. :smile:
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