I am the great and powerul................
Dooku
I will make your team dodge well over 15%
I will make your team dodge when stunned regularly, and even give you offense up for doing so.
I will string 4-6 hits together regularly
I will regularly dodge multiple kill shots in a row if I'm in red
I will grant 1/3 dodge not 1/6.666
Skill, synergy, what is this you speak of? RNG is all that matters.
But when you use me
Hehehe
Your team will dodge 15%
You do not dodge when stunned.
I will not double hit at 50% anymore, be thankful my all powerful oldness is here
When in red I will die with a scream next shot
No 1/3 dodge for you, be thankful for the 1/6.666 I might grant you
Your team may be vastly superior, but I can make you famous.
I am the great and powerful Dooku. Now make me a sammich and stop crying about me.
I will make your team dodge well over 15%
I will make your team dodge when stunned regularly, and even give you offense up for doing so.
I will string 4-6 hits together regularly
I will regularly dodge multiple kill shots in a row if I'm in red
I will grant 1/3 dodge not 1/6.666
Skill, synergy, what is this you speak of? RNG is all that matters.
But when you use me
Hehehe
Your team will dodge 15%
You do not dodge when stunned.
I will not double hit at 50% anymore, be thankful my all powerful oldness is here
When in red I will die with a scream next shot
No 1/3 dodge for you, be thankful for the 1/6.666 I might grant you
Your team may be vastly superior, but I can make you famous.
I am the great and powerful Dooku. Now make me a sammich and stop crying about me.
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Hope this makes Dooku frustrated folks at least chuckle.
Cheers
Oh and feel free to add any other characters to this, but be funny/humorous about it please. I want this to be a fun thread. Thanks.
Me too. He gives us such joy. But that guy whose sandwich he stole I think might feel differently,lol.
Oh yes but he should've been watching for old dooku he is a sneaky one
I know, right? He also has a turkey sandwich addiction that is legendary all over the galaxy.
Only on the 1st Tuesday of the month.
Was thinking to post this for another nerf dooku without asking solution thread in the future.
Cause, you know... He's kinda expecting the nerf cry.
Nice one
No nerf cries here had you read my post you'd have known that. I like Dooku just as he is. Next time read before you assume. And if the subtle attempt to poke fun at the nerf threads goes over your head you can ask us to explain. Dooku is very well balanced in my opinion. Fast but low health, hits a lot, but weakly. Great balance.
Better a dodger than a tosser,or a spinner. Those salad spinners are crazy.
He needs anger management for sure. He needs to let stuff go rather than countering it all the time.
Woah woah woah woah, take a step back and read again my short post. I read your post, do you even bother read mine? You most likely got agitated and confused because it has the N word in it.
Well when you said "another" that puts my post in the class of the post you described. Had you said put it in a nerf dooku thread that would have been fine, but you said "another" classifying my post with the nerf Dooku threads. Which it is not. It is a simply comic relief post to alleviate the silly nerf posts and allow others to vent in a more productive, and hopefully amusing way. By simply stating "another" you class mine as one of them. Had you said but it is more fitting here or what not that would have been more clear.
If we misunderstand than I am sorry, but I see "another" that classes.
..... What the? "Another" as in we get that kind of thread from time to time since late nov didnt cross your mind?
I know this is a "amusing posts" thread to vent or such. I can read, thank you. Hence the picture i post, the poster above understand it. I'm boggled why you can't.
I think you just see my post but not understanding it. Instead of telling me what to type in my post, i suggest you to give my post a second look. Its not a long post or such, y'know.
Cheers
Troll on mate. This post has nothing to do with nerfing Dooku. I'd be upset if they nerfed him, thus my taking "another nerf Dooku post" as you trolling. Go bug the ones asking for nerfs troll. I hate nerfs. Look me up I have opposed every nerf.
Cheers
He is the legand. My uncle looks just like him too, freaky.
Sorry but.. **** are you drunk or something? Its seems that youre not really replying to my replies just want to bash me up for using nerf word.
Seriously, read my post. And the replies.