Stay on target aka the dinner table

pac0naut
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So, my wife makes dinner when she gets home normally. 20 minutes from payout, I get the 5 minute warning. Doh! So, I find my target, Mr #3 on the server. 5 and a half minutes left, still sitting at the dinner table, I start the match. She looks at me, laughs and calls me addicted. I mean, can you believe that? She's the one who made dinner before payout!

Anyways, alls well that ends well. Should have made a run for #1, but I'll take it.

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Meanwhile, down on the farm....

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    Hows her cooking?
  • pac0naut
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    Hows her cooking?

    Exceptional.
    Meanwhile, down on the farm....
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    Making me hungry.

    Take out the trash from the kitchen right before dinner time to buy yourself a couple of minutes of privacy. 2 birds 1 stone. Start buying smaller trash bags if you need to.
  • Waz675
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    Just be thankful this is on mobile devices so it's not too hard (if you know how to be discreet) to finish arena reset if it's your food time. My wife doesn't mind me bringing the tablet to dinner if I don't interrupt the kids or dinner. :)
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    pac0naut wrote: »
    Hows her cooking?

    Exceptional.

    Smart man.
  • pac0naut
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    Making me hungry.

    Take out the trash from the kitchen right before dinner time to buy yourself a couple of minutes of privacy. 2 birds 1 stone. Start buying smaller trash bags if you need to.

    Oh, that's brilliant!
    Meanwhile, down on the farm....
  • pac0naut
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    pac0naut wrote: »
    Hows her cooking?

    Exceptional.

    Smart man.

    I'm a fast learner.
    Meanwhile, down on the farm....
  • pac0naut
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    Also, emptying the dishwasher and putting laundry away may have redeemed me. I now get dessert.
    Meanwhile, down on the farm....
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    My wife would not be laughing.
    I am Darth Spartacus
  • pac0naut
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    TommySitt wrote: »
    "Take a dump" in the bathroom 10 mins. before payout, problem solved

    This was considered.

    @Jaesyn_Beaz - it was more along the "you are hopeless" kind chuckle. That haha combined with that hmph. I don't think I'll be doing that again.
    Meanwhile, down on the farm....
  • Greg1920
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    TommySitt wrote: »
    "Take a dump" in the bathroom 10 mins. before payout, problem solved

    Was just going to say this pooping is roughly one arena match. 2 with the cooldown if you grunt a little to make it sound like your working at it.
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    You only need two words to assure privacy at any payout time... I hesitate to share them with you they can be used to get you out of MANY situations... Church,Dinner with the In-laws, traffic tickets, long meetings.. Pretty much anything.

    :|

    O.k. I will tell you, you just have to look at someone, ANYONE.. With a pained expression and say two simple words.
    (Use them wisely)
    Violent Dirrhea

    Go forth and conquer the world!
  • pac0naut
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    Looooooooooool! That's awesome!
    Meanwhile, down on the farm....
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