For those who feel my pain...

JediJason

Sitting here grinding gear,
Countless sims tickets used,
I start to tear.

A masochistic deal,
This pain is real,
this grind I feel,
It's such an ordeal to jump from node-to-node like a ship with a broken keel.

At a 30% drop,
I keep pressing, I can't stop.
On the 13th pull, score!
Now only 49 Hypo-syringes more.
Yet after that it's no Heaven,
Now I need 50 additional Boitec Implant Prototype Mk number 7.

Yes!
250 Ally points now I have stacked,
To the data-cards, I'm back!
I watch in hope as it spins,
Please RNG gods let me win!
Great...my 428th Mk III Electrobinaculars from a Bronzium-pack.

Enough's enough! curse you 50 Czeka stun cuffs!
Burn in hell Zaltin Bacta Gel!!
You make me holler Droid Caller!!!
Driving me to drink Chedak Comlink!!!
We are not friends TaggCo Halo Lens!!!
The path is clear,
this game is my puppeteer.

Atlas!
Now I'm near level nine gear!
Weeks worth of of grinding,
Right now I'm not minding.
But like having a thousands knives and needing a spoon,
I embark on this journey for another ten toons.

|-o-|

Thraken

From what I read some of your poem did in fact rhyme.

JediJason

Tough crowd.

V1p3rdyn4sty

Ty for the funny post

chuckwing

#BuffAnakin

Magisto

I didn't know how to read that smoothly.

JediJason

V1p3rdyn4sty wrote: »

Ty for the funny post

I'm glad it made you smile.

JediJason

Magisto wrote: »

I didn't know how to read that smoothly.

Say it in the voice of Billy Dee Williams, he is pretty smooth.