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My wife on "killing ewoks"

Pjay
Pjay
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Just explained current event to wife.
She feels that "killing ewoks is the same as eating dolphin sushi".

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  • Alexone
    Alexone
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    Yea but that dolphin sushi is trying to kill you in this case...
  • Saraleb
    Saraleb
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    Different to my wife where its always "get off that d*mn game"
  • CatoNines
    CatoNines
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    Soooo... killing Ewoks is that tasty?
  • GrampaSimpson
    GrampaSimpson
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    CatoNines wrote: »
    Soooo... killing Ewoks is that tasty?

    What, you've never had roast Ewok? Goes good with Rancor Kibbles.
    https://forums.galaxy-of-heroes.starwars.ea.com/discussion/47161/rancor-kibbles#latest

    And if your wife has anger issues like me, OP, just let her play the 8th encounter (with my toons, if you're one of these people capable of beating the dang thing) and she'll go buy a stuffed Ewok toy to burn in effigy and to appease the dev gods who come up with these Assault Battles.
  • Specter0010
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    Wife"what are you doing to the fuzzy like bears?"
    Me "choping them into little shards to add to my frankin fuzz!"
    Wife "I'm not cleaning up the fur."
  • Pjay
    Pjay
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    GrampaSimpson wrote: »
    CatoNines wrote: »
    Soooo... killing Ewoks is that tasty?

    What, you've never had roast Ewok? Goes good with Rancor Kibbles.
    https://forums.galaxy-of-heroes.starwars.ea.com/discussion/47161/rancor-kibbles#latest

    And if your wife has anger issues like me, OP, just let her play the 8th encounter (with my toons, if you're one of these people capable of beating the dang thing) and she'll go buy a stuffed Ewok toy to burn in effigy and to appease the dev gods who come up with these Assault Battles.

    Fortunately I am one of those people, taking out some anger from last time round.
  • V1p3rdyn4sty
    V1p3rdyn4sty
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    Tastes like chicken.
  • Aero
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    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
  • Imbicatus
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    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
  • Hakalugy
    Hakalugy
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    Ewoks = George Lucas' first jumping the shark moment.
  • RU486
    RU486
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    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.

  • BentWookiee
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    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.

    You think? :|

  • NicolasRage
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    Saraleb wrote: »
    Different to my wife where its always "get off that d*mn game"

    Lmao, my wife plays this game and still says I play way too much XD
  • RU486
    RU486
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    BentWookiee wrote: »
    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.

    You think? :|
    Maybe........

  • NicWester
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    They were going to sacrifice humans to their forest gods until their wrath was redirected to the Empire, where they proceeded to kill scores of stormtroopers.

    Oh, and, hey, ever notice at the end of the movie how they're using stormtrooper helmets as drums, but there are no bodies anywhere to be seen?

    What do you think they were feasting on?
    Ceterum censeo Patientia esse meliat.
  • NicWester
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    Bottom line being: Some folks need killing.
    Ceterum censeo Patientia esse meliat.
  • pac0naut
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    Saraleb wrote: »
    Different to my wife where its always "get off that d*mn game"

    This. ALLLLLLL of this.
    Meanwhile, down on the farm....
  • DarkCokeBlower
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    Serious issues with the AI now though, since when does it focus fire or shoot toon with lowest health. It is supposed to be random.
  • Pjay
    Pjay
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    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.
    RU486 wrote: »
    BentWookiee wrote: »
    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.

    You think? :|
    Maybe........
    RU486 wrote: »
    BentWookiee wrote: »
    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.

    You think? :|
    Maybe........

    I have to hear this joke (do not get yourself banned though).
  • DroidsURLooking4
    DroidsURLooking4
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    Pjay wrote: »
    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.
    RU486 wrote: »
    BentWookiee wrote: »
    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.

    You think? :|
    Maybe........
    RU486 wrote: »
    BentWookiee wrote: »
    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.

    You think? :|
    Maybe........

    I have to hear this joke (do not get yourself banned though).

    Why didn't the Ewoks eat the rebels on Endor?
    -Because the wookie was Chewie.

    If the Ewoks were going to eat the rebels on Endor, how would they have been prepared?
    -As a seven Leia dip with Hanchos.

    Why don't Ewoks eat clowns?
    -Because they taste funny. And because there aren't any clowns on Endor.
  • pac0naut
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    DroidsURLooking4 wrote: »
    Pjay wrote: »
    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.
    RU486 wrote: »
    BentWookiee wrote: »
    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.

    You think? :|
    Maybe........
    RU486 wrote: »
    BentWookiee wrote: »
    RU486 wrote: »
    Imbicatus wrote: »
    Aero wrote: »
    Don't forget the ewoks were planning to eat Han and Leia.
    Nah, they gave Leia a human sized dress that they inexplicably had lying around and braided her hair. They were going to eat Han, Luke, and Chewbacca.
    God there is a joke there about Leia and eating but I'd get banned for sure.

    You think? :|
    Maybe........

    I have to hear this joke (do not get yourself banned though).

    Why didn't the Ewoks eat the rebels on Endor?
    -Because the wookie was Chewie.

    If the Ewoks were going to eat the rebels on Endor, how would they have been prepared?
    -As a seven Leia dip with Hanchos.

    Why don't Ewoks eat clowns?
    -Because they taste funny. And because there aren't any clowns on Endor.

    Ba dump tssss!
    Meanwhile, down on the farm....
  • Sleek_Viper
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    Saraleb wrote: »
    Different to my wife where its always "get off that d*mn game"

    +1
    Travelling through Hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy!
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