Jabba the Hutt - An Alternate Universe
July 26, 2022 5:55PM
edited July 2022
Imagine if you will, the year is 2022 and Jabba the Hutt was living amongst us.
An upstanding citizen with no criminal background.
Which profession do you think Jabba would be doing?
My Answer:
I personally see Jabba owning a construction company.
Slogan:
"From Hutt to home, your dream IS our Jabba."
An upstanding citizen with no criminal background.
Which profession do you think Jabba would be doing?
My Answer:
I personally see Jabba owning a construction company.
Slogan:
"From Hutt to home, your dream IS our Jabba."
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Ill see myself out.
Modern Mafia boss or for a legit business.. a casino owner
Also a good guy to know since he's friends with the mayor. Got a nice, respectable 2 story house in town -- rich for a longshoreman these days, but easily explained when you realize that it was purchased by his father decades ago when longshoreman's wages were more middle-class. While you'll never find his name on any of the paperwork, he also has a regular place to crash in Aspen, the Catskills, West Hollywood, Miami, Cyprus, and Rabat. If he's not there, he's probably in one of the hotels he regularly visits in Manhattan, Odessa, Moscow, Singapore, or Rome. Sounds like a lot, I know, but he's never too busy to lend a regular union member a few hundred if their car goes to **** or talk to a hospital exec if you can't afford the treatment for your sick kid.
He's a good guy like that.
Wait, is TopHat actually Jabba?
lol