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Jabberwocky

There was a young pilot named Dameron
Who was part of the Star Wars toon pantheon
He let off his taunt, with a bit of a jaunt
Now all of my team is just carrion

Jabberwocky

Just kidding, I beat two Poe teams today to take 1st on my hard launch server.

Shanobiwon

it's just fashion to cry nerf Poe these days it's boring coz he's available in cantina to everyone but no one thinks of getting him they just keep the same Sid and lumi teams bcoz they know Sid and lumi are secretly better than Poe and i have to say I haven't seen many poes myself but I face 7* sids and lumis every battle and there OP so nerf Sid and lumi should be the new fashion now when u think that there in every team

HaloWars29

Great was the fellow named Poe.
Able to give the mightiest blow!
He did not strike too hard, nor was the best card
Rather, let his team go all in a row!

....eeehh, i tried :-)

JoshG

I fought the same dude for #3 FOUR times today. He ran Poe, Rey, lumi, Sid, GS vs my Poe, Sid, QJC, Luke, lumi. Beat him twice, lost twice but his Poe went first 3 of 4 times. My two losses came when Rey one shot my QJC. This game is nothing more than a coin flip at the top these days.

Shanobiwon

#joshG ur 100% right it's the AI that controls the outcome not Poe and as u said qgj n rey were more of a threat but be careful we might start a nerf qgj party ssssshhh

Llewella

Pee-Pi-Poe-Pum,
I smell the tears of a gentleman,
Before he moves, they'll be all dead
I'll grind his Heros to make my bread

Koth

My Poe haiku:

Poe Dameron taunts
One by one comrades attack
foes lie defeated...

FashionFett

I didn't get much screen time
I didn't get much lines
But I did get much fame
From this APP game.
I'm Poe the Dameron
I don't mind trick like old Obi-Wan.
But though I do have some gifts
that have put me on the nerf lists
And make me the same speed as Stormtrooper Han.

Preemo_Magin

Shanobiwon wrote: »

it's just fashion to cry nerf Poe these days it's boring coz he's available in cantina to everyone but no one thinks of getting him they just keep the same Sid and lumi teams bcoz they know Sid and lumi are secretly better than Poe and i have to say I haven't seen many poes myself but I face 7* sids and lumis every battle and there OP so nerf Sid and lumi should be the new fashion now when u think that there in every team

The nerfing request is a proportion a users that have/plan to have vs thise that do not have and don't want to have.

Barris was a prime example as many had her but most didn't. Dooku survived because many many had him ...5 bucks only!. So the recommendation was BUy IT not nerf him. The ones that ask for Dooku nerf get flamed immediately. Thusbhe survived. Poenis a slow grind in Cantina Store, even if you refresh a few...takes more than a month even at 200 refresh every day.

If the devs had waited 1 more month, nobody would complain. It'd just be "He is good, get him" with many known weaknesses just like Sid or Lumi or Phasma or ...well QGJ has no counter...maybe Dooku.

Llewella

Once upon a gamenight evening, while
I pondered, Sids and Lumis,
Over many a quant and curious
battle of forgotten lore--
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly it started happening,
As of some one gently taunting, taunting
at my Heros door.
"'Tis just a pilot," I muttered,
"knocking all my men to the floor--
only one turn and nothing more."

By Edgar Allen Poe Dameron

Zerx

Kudos to all the poem authors. I enjoyed your posts in this thread and ballocks to those who tried to have a Poe argument here.

MenaceTEC

FashionFett wrote: »

I didn't get much screen time
I didn't get much lines
But I did get much fame
From this APP game.
I'm Poe the Dameron
I don't mind trick like old Obi-Wan.
But though I do have some gifts
that have put me on the nerf lists
And make me the same speed as Stormtrooper Han.

Lol

Viperish

There once was a time in a galaxy far away
Where many would stand up to the fray
If on the first coin flip he didn't succeed
Poe Dameron in the end would make them see
Time and again he would quickly flaunt
His ability to control with a taunt
The cannons behind would then make due
With a turn advantage and a quick pew pew.

Llewella

Rolf

Llewella wrote: »

Once upon a gamenight evening, while
I pondered, Sids and Lumis,
Over many a quant and curious
battle of forgotten lore--
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly it started happening,
As of some one gently taunting, taunting
at my Heros door.
"'Tis just a pilot," I muttered,
"knocking all my men to the floor--
only one turn and nothing more."

By Edgar Allen Poe Dameron

Awesome all around, but I vote this as the winner. Right down to the perfect author name.

DraxalArmadine

This post is unconstructive as deemed so by the Forum Rules ad the full power of Fashion FETT the all powerful forum moderator. Closing shall be imposed.

OmarFPG

Magnificent thread.

reizse

Llewella wrote: »

Once upon a gamenight evening, while
I pondered, Sids and Lumis,
Over many a quant and curious
battle of forgotten lore--
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly it started happening,
As of some one gently taunting, taunting
at my Heros door.
"'Tis just a pilot," I muttered,
"knocking all my men to the floor--
only one turn and nothing more."

By Edgar Allen Poe Dameron

just wow. i literally laughed when i got to the end

Zerx

Rolf wrote: »

Llewella wrote: »

Once upon a gamenight evening, while
I pondered, Sids and Lumis,
Over many a quant and curious
battle of forgotten lore--
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly it started happening,
As of some one gently taunting, taunting
at my Heros door.
"'Tis just a pilot," I muttered,
"knocking all my men to the floor--
only one turn and nothing more."

By Edgar Allen Poe Dameron

Awesome all around, but I vote this as the winner. Right down to the perfect author name.

Agreed. Brilliant writing.

Sakichan

Viperish wrote: »

There once was a time in a galaxy far away
Where many would stand up to the fray
If on the first coin flip he didn't succeed
Poe Dameron in the end would make them see
Time and again he would quickly flaunt
His ability to control with a taunt
The cannons behind would then make due
With a turn advantage and a quick pew pew.

My winner, lol.

InternetSwag

Llewella wrote: »

Once upon a gamenight evening, while
I pondered, Sids and Lumis,
Over many a quant and curious
battle of forgotten lore--
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly it started happening,
As of some one gently taunting, taunting
at my Heros door.
"'Tis just a pilot," I muttered,
"knocking all my men to the floor--
only one turn and nothing more."

By Edgar Allen Poe Dameron

Best friggin' poem ever

KAULI

Please nerf Poe poems

Quigonlives

Poe's the name, I'm the best pilot!!!
I certainly am no amateur,
I come to be on you arena team,
'Cause I was rescued by a janitor.