Why does Scotch (Whiskey) taste like Asphalt

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Enye164
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All Scotch whisky was originally made from malted barley. In 1703, the famous Jovi One Bonovi, a renowned Commercial distillery, began introducing whisky made from wheat and rye.

Scotch whisky is divided into five distinct categories: single malt Scotch whisky, single grain Scotch whisky, blended malt Scotch whisky (formerly called "vatted malt" or "pure malt"), blended grain Scotch whisky, and blended Scotch whisky.

The reason why they taste like asphalt is sometimes specified by the term "crude bitumen", its viscosity is similar to that of cold molasses, while the material obtained from the fractional distillation of crude oil boiling at 525 °C (977 °F) is sometimes referred to as "refined bitumen.

The oak barrell might have been suspected to contain such sediments, and when melted barley, wheat and rye are fermented in this fashion, the oak barrels' asphalty sediments mixes with the entire process, hence, Scotch (whiskey) tastes like Asphalt.

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    You know what asphalt tastes like???
  • Enye164
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    yes. like whisky. duh.
  • Enye164
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    lol
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    Lol
  • Enye164
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    scotch scotch scotch! down into my belly!
  • Ztyle
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    I have tasted both, and no Whiskey aka Scotch does not taste like asphalt(maybe some homemade does) but definitely none of the Whiskey I drink
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    Ztyle wrote: »
    I have tasted both, and no Whiskey aka Scotch does not taste like asphalt(maybe some homemade does) but definitely none of the Whiskey I drink

    Whiskey is Irish.
    Whisky is Scotch.
  • Ztyle
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    Ztyle wrote: »
    I have tasted both, and no Whiskey aka Scotch does not taste like asphalt(maybe some homemade does) but definitely none of the Whiskey I drink

    Whiskey is Irish.
    Whisky is Scotch.

    And I'm using autocorrect and don't give a hoot about a misspelling, as long as someone who have an IQ above 95 gets my point
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    Ztyle wrote: »
    Ztyle wrote: »
    I have tasted both, and no Whiskey aka Scotch does not taste like asphalt(maybe some homemade does) but definitely none of the Whiskey I drink

    Whiskey is Irish.
    Whisky is Scotch.

    And I'm using autocorrect and don't give a hoot about a misspelling, as long as someone who have an IQ above 95 gets my point

    You'll definitely get in trouble with the Scots then.
  • Ztyle
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    Ztyle wrote: »
    Ztyle wrote: »
    I have tasted both, and no Whiskey aka Scotch does not taste like asphalt(maybe some homemade does) but definitely none of the Whiskey I drink

    Whiskey is Irish.
    Whisky is Scotch.

    And I'm using autocorrect and don't give a hoot about a misspelling, as long as someone who have an IQ above 95 gets my point

    You'll definitely get in trouble with the Scots then.

    Bring them on, I'm Danish, so we drink, fight, drink, fight...............
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  • Ztyle
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    @AnakedJaywalker
    I actually just noticed the headline for the thread have the same error, but his text only has the error when he uses the headline as a punctuation for his statement
    Hurray for auto correct :joy:
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  • APX_919
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    Enye164 wrote: »
    All Scotch whisky was originally made from malted barley. In 1703, the famous Jovi One Bonovi, a renowned Commercial distillery, began introducing whisky made from wheat and rye.

    Scotch whisky is divided into five distinct categories: single malt Scotch whisky, single grain Scotch whisky, blended malt Scotch whisky (formerly called "vatted malt" or "pure malt"), blended grain Scotch whisky, and blended Scotch whisky.

    The reason why they taste like asphalt is sometimes specified by the term "crude bitumen", its viscosity is similar to that of cold molasses, while the material obtained from the fractional distillation of crude oil boiling at 525 °C (977 °F) is sometimes referred to as "refined bitumen.

    The oak barrell might have been suspected to contain such sediments, and when melted barley, wheat and rye are fermented in this fashion, the oak barrels' asphalty sediments mixes with the entire process, hence, Scotch (whiskey) tastes like Asphalt.

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    I thought these were also peated, that being the chief difference between whisky and whiskey.
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  • Enye164
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    nah, the "Whiskey" thing was just to get trollers interested. No autocorrect :) we gotta include everyone to increase awareness!!

    Make America whisky again!
  • Enye164
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    Whisky, why u taste so bad 66% of the time it works everytime
  • Enye164
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    bump :)
  • Enye164
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    cheeers
  • JacenRoe
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    Aberlour a'bunadh (unfiltered/cask strength) tastes sweet. Almost like a mild chocolate cherry aftertaste.

    Balvenie double wood 12 yo is mildly sweet, fruity, and oaky.

    Glenmorangie 18 yo is sweet, and spicy.

    Lagavulin 16 yo tastes heavily smoked. It's like drinking an old BBQ grill but in a good way.

    Laphroaig 10 yo is smokey, and salty, and very intense. Kind of medicinal. An acquired taste, but definitely a favorite of mine.

    Bunnahabhain 12 yo is smokey+sweet. A bit milder and cleaner that the Laphroaig.

    Definitely haven't tasted any that are like asphalt. But then, I don't drink that cheap, nasty, blended swill. Maybe if I choked down some Dewars, or Johnny red. :s
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    I can't believe someone knows what Asphalt tastes like.
  • DatBoi
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    edited August 2017
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    I can't believe someone knows what Asphalt tastes like.

    Things usually taste the way they smell
  • Enye164
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    Johnny Red is cheaper yea.. nasty.

    but in all seriousness, Balvenie &Lagavulin taste wonderful. I guess its different for everyone.
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    I hear Whisky is nice with a little splash of water? this is new to me!!
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    Gotta drink that old no7 Kentucky bourbon
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    APX_919 wrote: »
    Enye164 wrote: »
    All Scotch whisky was originally made from malted barley. In 1703, the famous Jovi One Bonovi, a renowned Commercial distillery, began introducing whisky made from wheat and rye.

    Scotch whisky is divided into five distinct categories: single malt Scotch whisky, single grain Scotch whisky, blended malt Scotch whisky (formerly called "vatted malt" or "pure malt"), blended grain Scotch whisky, and blended Scotch whisky.

    The reason why they taste like asphalt is sometimes specified by the term "crude bitumen", its viscosity is similar to that of cold molasses, while the material obtained from the fractional distillation of crude oil boiling at 525 °C (977 °F) is sometimes referred to as "refined bitumen.

    The oak barrell might have been suspected to contain such sediments, and when melted barley, wheat and rye are fermented in this fashion, the oak barrels' asphalty sediments mixes with the entire process, hence, Scotch (whiskey) tastes like Asphalt.

    the end.

    I thought these were also peated, that being the chief difference between whisky and whiskey.

    So tastes like peated asphalt? That quite a palate you have there... peedin asphalt sounds more like "swill" that a refined drink of sophistication.
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    update!! i recently tried that Double Black Label by JohnnyWalker &Sons, its smoother and not at all asphalt-tasting!
  • Kyno
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    Ztyle wrote: »
    I have tasted both, and no Whiskey aka Scotch does not taste like asphalt(maybe some homemade does) but definitely none of the Whiskey I drink

    maybe it was a bad batch of asphalt.
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    Kyno wrote: »
    Ztyle wrote: »
    I have tasted both, and no Whiskey aka Scotch does not taste like asphalt(maybe some homemade does) but definitely none of the Whiskey I drink

    maybe it was a bad batch of asphalt.
    :D Hands down the funniest thing I have read tonight. Well played @Kyno.
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    Is Jovi One Bonovi some sort of distant relative of Obi Wan Kenobi
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    cousin ,twice removed
  • Hannibal_Bexus
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    edited November 2017
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    There is a difference between whiskey (Irish or American) and whisky (Scottish), but, i cant remember what it is. Maybe its asphalt.
  • pilargol
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    edited November 2017
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    It is possible that by the barrel, but not every Scotch whiskey tastes like asphalt. With the popular very like Chivas Regal, I could drink all the crates of this whiskey.
    The only thing I could change to crate whiskey is Rl cratess, generally they do not taste like asphalt, and they are also good. I used to drink Chivas, but after chivas I also like other whiskey. I like most games like RL (Rocket League) and buy RL crates on Odealo https://odealo.com/games/rocket-league
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