Cantina Karaoke

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  • Ok, that gives me an idea. A wonderful, evil, awful idea. Use any Bee Gees song and the parody must be swgoh game related. Examples, New York mining diaster, Stayin Alive,

    Oh you can tell by the way I use my squads I'm ....
  • BubbaFett wrote: »
    Obla Di Obla Da - The Beatles

    Basti-la had a rework done to fix her face
    Jolee's farmable in SWGOH land
    Jolee says to Basti-la "I like your face"
    Bastila says this as she takes him by the hand

    Adi-Mundi Old Daka obi-wan brahhh
    Lala how the life goes on
    Adi-Mundi Old Daka obi-wan brahhh
    Lala how the life goes on

    Kit Fisto can be purchased in Cantina store
    Even six dot mods are now a thing
    Got some Lobot shards in my Galactic War
    Four hundred bucks and you can purchase Aurra Sing

    In a couple of years I'll have farmed the vets, need GETS
    Got a couple of teams running in the shard,
    I'm desperate and got a Jones..

    Tri-angle mods are just so GD hard to chase
    How does Traya fight without a hand?
    Why do ships fall down when they're in outer space?
    Zombie's kits too bloody hard to understand

    In a couple of years I'll have farmed the vets, need GETS
    Got a couple of teams running in the shard,
    I'm desperate and got a Jones

    Happy ever after in this SWGOH place
    Players farming Phoenix cross the land
    The metas something I will just refuse to chase
    This shard mafias completely out of hand

    And if you want some fun, take Adi-Mundi-daka!

    Man! this is gold!
  • We Are the Champions
    Queen

    I've put down my toons
    Line after line
    Iooked at their guild's GP
    It's way bigger than mine
    A bad match-make
    I've seen a few
    Their defence is all over the place
    We just may pull through

    We are the champions, my friends
    And we'll get two Zetas at the end
    We are the champions
    We are the champions
    No time for losers
    'Cause we are the champions of TW

    I've done all my fights
    And had some close calls
    If you could just fix this dang algorithm
    I'd thank you all
    Cuz it's been no bed of roses
    No pleasure cruise
    They sat out their alts to get first place
    But we ain't gonna lose

    We are the champions, my friends
    And we'll get two Zetas at the end
    We are the champions
    We are the champions
    No time for losers
    'Cause we are the champions of TW
  • BubbaFett wrote: »
    We Are the Champions
    Queen

    I've put down my toons
    Line after line
    Iooked at their guild's GP
    It's way bigger than mine
    A bad match-make
    I've seen a few
    Their defence is all over the place
    We just may pull through

    We are the champions, my friends
    And we'll get two Zetas at the end
    We are the champions
    We are the champions
    No time for losers
    'Cause we are the champions of TW

    I've done all my fights
    And had some close calls
    If you could just fix this dang algorithm
    I'd thank you all
    Cuz it's been no bed of roses
    No pleasure cruise
    They sat out their alts to get first place
    But we ain't gonna lose

    We are the champions, my friends
    And we'll get two Zetas at the end
    We are the champions
    We are the champions
    No time for losers
    'Cause we are the champions of TW

    Awesome!
  • Thx buddy....
  • George Thorogood - Get a Haircut and Get a Real Job

    I farmed the rebels every day after school
    Got CLS and man I thought I was cool
    I'd set Haat raid records each day
    Had big ambitions of how I would play

    My guildies taught me what the game was about
    So I farmed daily 'til my crystals were out
    They said my toons were just a unruly mob
    And I should, farm up Phoenix and build a real squad

    Farm up Phoenix, and build a real squad
    Clean your act up and you can get Thrawn
    Get it together like your guild leader Bob
    Why dont you, farm up Phoenix and build a real squad

    I even tried that whole Phoenix toon scene
    I told myself that it was all a bad dream
    I found those toons too boring to play
    I don't like mirror matches what can I say

    Got unmasked Kylo he's my number one man
    Farmed up first order, made those Phoenix look bad
    Soloed the rancor and they said "Oh my god!
    Farm up your Phoenix, and get a real squad!"

    Farm up Phoenix, and build a real squad
    Clean your act up and you can get Thrawn
    Get it together like your guild leader Bob
    Why dont you, farm up Phoenix and build a real squad

    I hit the bigtime with my Bastila Shan
    Put on her zeta, just like I had planned
    Ranked ten times better than my guild leader Bob
    He runs a Palp team and it don't do the job
  • DuneSeaFarmer
    1509 posts Member
    edited October 9
    Something interesting is happening here. The power of words and language is being felt. At least for me, I'm reminded of this when I research the lyrics of the songs I have used. I even found some I had an idea for but will not "make fun" of them or use them to poke fun because they are too powerful as is, and should not be altered. I had a thought for Zombie. But Dolores O'Riordans powerful message is to heartbreaking to use in any form of humor.

    Case in point: Bad Wolves cover of Zombie..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=107&v=9XaS93WMRQQ

    Lines I won't cross I guess. Everyday I learn something, and on a good day, I learn something new about myself.
    Post edited by DuneSeaFarmer on
  • Something interesting is happening here. The power of words and language is being felt. At least for me, I'm reminded of this when I research the lyrics of the songs I have used. I even found some I had an idea for but will not "make fun" of them or use them to poke fun because they are too powerful as is, and should not be altered. I had a thought for Zombie. But Dolores Riordans powerful message is to heartbreaking to use in any form of humor.

    Case in point: Bad Wolves cover of Zombies..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=107&v=9XaS93WMRQQ

    Lines I won't cross I guess. Everyday I learn something, and on a good day, I learn something new about myself.

    Ya, that one was an obvious choice, but I grew up with the cranberries..... Too soon
  • DuneSeaFarmer
    1509 posts Member
    edited October 9
    BubbaFett wrote: »
    Something interesting is happening here. The power of words and language is being felt. At least for me, I'm reminded of this when I research the lyrics of the songs I have used. I even found some I had an idea for but will not "make fun" of them or use them to poke fun because they are too powerful as is, and should not be altered. I had a thought for Zombie. But Dolores Riordans powerful message is to heartbreaking to use in any form of humor.

    Case in point: Bad Wolves cover of Zombies..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=107&v=9XaS93WMRQQ

    Lines I won't cross I guess. Everyday I learn something, and on a good day, I learn something new about myself.

    Ya, that one was an obvious choice, but I grew up with the cranberries..... Too soon

    Interesting side note, Bad Wolves wanted to do their take on Zombie, they are a metal band. The lead wanted to, but was concerned about how it would be received. He reached out through a mutual friend, and asked Dolores to watch the tape of their way. 3 days later not only did she approve she wanted to sing with them. Sadly she passed before they could. Bad Wolves decided all the proceeds will go to her kids.
  • DuneSeaFarmer
    1509 posts Member
    edited October 10
    The Boys are back in town - Thin Lizzy

    Guess who just got back today
    Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
    Haven't changed that much to say
    But man, I still think them Clones are crazy

    They were askin' if you were around
    How you was, where you could be found
    Told 'em you were no where in town
    Drivin' Master Yoda and the council crazy

    The Clones are back in town
    (The Clones are back in town)
    The Clones are back in town
    (The Clones are back in town again)

    You know that Twilek who used to dance alot
    Every night she'd be on the floor, shakin' what she got
    When I say she was cool she was red hot
    I mean, she was steamin'

    And that time over at the usual place,
    Well, this Rodian got up and she slapped Rex's face
    Man, we just fell about the place
    If that chick don't want to know, forget her

    The Clones are back in town
    (The Clones are back in town)
    The Clones are back in town
    (The Clones are back in town again)

    Spread the word around
    Guess who's back in town

    Just spread the word around

    Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
    Down at the Mos Eisley Bar & Grill
    The drink will flow and the blood will spill
    And if those boys want to fight, you better let 'em

    That band in the corner blastin' out my favorite song
    The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
    Won't be long till the summer comes
    Now that the Clones are here again

    The Clones are back in town
    (The Clones are back in town)
    The Clones are back in town
    (The Clones are back in town again)

    Been hangin' down at Mos Eisley's
    The Clones are back in town again
  • DuneSeaFarmer
    1509 posts Member
    edited October 10
    Come sail away - Styx (Young Anakin's dream)

    I'm sailing away
    Set an open course for the Outer Rim
    'Cause I've got to be free
    Free to face the life that's ahead of me

    On board I'll be the pilot, so climb aboard
    We'll search for tomorrow on every world
    And I'll try, oh Mom I'll try, to carry on

    I look out at the Dune Sea
    Reflections above the sand, spark my memory
    Some happy, some sad
    I think of childhood friends, and the dreams we had

    We lived happily forever, so the story goes
    But somehow we were sold into slavery 'cause of the greed of gold
    But we'll try best that we can, to carry on

    I asked if she's an Angel, but to my surprise
    We climbed aboard her starship, and headed for the skies

    She said: Come sail away, come sail away, Annie come sail away with me
    Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away be free
    Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me
    Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me
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  • Sharp Dressed Man - ZZTop

    Old shirt, no shoes
    Now I know just what I am gonna do.
    Slim Jims, tired eyes,
    You really wanna know the reason why?

    I've been farmin' just as much as I can
    'Cause every guildie' goin crazy 'bout Jedi Revan!

    Crate of Gems,I better bring,
    I pray I ain't missin' not a single thing.
    Ignore meta, stick to the plan,
    When I max out, I'm gonna be the man.

    I've been farmin' just as much as I can
    'Cause every guildie' goin crazy 'bout Jedi Revan!

    No boast, it's a fact,
    I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
    New Limits, Platinum Card,
    Lookin' ready, To be grinding hard!

    I've been farmin' just as much as I can
    'Cause every guildie' goin crazy 'bout Jedi Revan!

  • Sharp Dressed Man - ZZTop

    Old shirt, no shoes
    Now I know just what I am gonna do.
    Slim Jims, tired eyes,
    You really wanna know the reason why?

    I've been farmin' just as much as I can
    'Cause every guildie' goin crazy 'bout Jedi Revan!

    Crate of Gems,I better bring,
    I pray I ain't missin' not a single thing.
    Ignore meta, stick to the plan,
    When I max out, I'm gonna be the man.

    I've been farmin' just as much as I can
    'Cause every guildie' goin crazy 'bout Jedi Revan!

    No boast, it's a fact,
    I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
    New Limits, Platinum Card,
    Lookin' ready, To be grinding hard!

    I've been farmin' just as much as I can
    'Cause every guildie' goin crazy 'bout Jedi Revan!

    Love it. @DuneSeaFarmer I like zztop. :)
  • Legs (ZZ Top) - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool

    She's got buffs,
    She knows how to use 'em.

    (Referring to Bastila, in case you didn't get it. lol ;) )
    @DuneSeaFarmer :)
  • KyJoe_Cool wrote: »
    Legs (ZZ Top) - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool

    She's got buffs,
    She knows how to use 'em.

    (Referring to Bastila, in case you didn't get it. lol ;) )
    @DuneSeaFarmer :)


    She does other things, but you know you have to choose them..

  • KyJoe_Cool wrote: »
    Legs (ZZ Top) - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool

    She's got buffs,
    She knows how to use 'em.

    (Referring to Bastila, in case you didn't get it. lol ;) )
    @DuneSeaFarmer :)


    She does other things, but you know you have to choose them..

    :lol:
  • Kisakee
    11 posts Member
    edited November 15
    As a tribute to the arrival of Sithtila Shan.

    Let's Sith again (Let's twist again)
    - Chubby Checker




    Come on everybody!
    Ignite your sabers!
    All you looking badass!

    I'm gonna swing my sword,
    and praise the dark lord!
    We gonna praise the Sith,
    and it sounds like this:

    Come on, let's Sith again,
    like we did last summer,
    yeah, let's Sith again,
    like we did the whole year!

    Do you remember when,
    Palpatine were real stunnin',
    yeah, let's Sith again,
    Sith your time is here!

    And shock, and stun, and kill, and win,
    we go again!
    Oh, baby, i'll let you know,
    I love you so, and then:

    Sith again,
    like we did last summer,
    come on, let's Sith again,
    like we did the whole year!

    Who's that flyin' up there?
    Is it a Rebel? (No!)
    Is it a Jedi? (No!)
    Is it a Sithter? (Yeah!)

    Sith again,
    like we did last summer,
    come on let's Sith again,
    like we did the whole year!

    Do you remember when,
    Palpatine were real stunnin',
    yeah, let's Sith again,
    Sith your time is here!

    And shock, and stun, and kill, and win,
    we go again!
    Oh, baby, i'll let you know,
    I love you so, and then:

    Come on, Sith again,
    like we did last summer,
    yeah, let's Sith again,
    like we did the whole year!
    Come on, let's Sith again,
    Sith your time is here!
  • ..
    Kisakee wrote: »
    As a tribute to the arrival of Sithtila Shan.

    Let's Sith again (Let's twist again)
    - Chubby Checker




    Come on everybody!
    Ignite your sabers!
    All you looking badass!

    I'm gonna swing my sword,
    and praise the dark lord!
    We gonna praise the Sith,
    and it sounds like this:

    Come on, let's Sith again,
    like we did last summer,
    yeah, let's Sith again,
    like we did the whole year!

    Do you remember when,
    Palpatine were real stunnin',
    yeah, let's Sith again,
    Sith your time is here!

    And shock, and stun, and kill, and win,
    we go again!
    Oh, baby, i'll let you know,
    I love you so, and then:

    Sith again,
    like we did last summer,
    come on, let's Sith again,
    like we did the whole year!

    Who's that flyin' up there?
    Is it a Rebel? (No!)
    Is it a Jedi? (No!)
    Is it a Sithter? (Yeah!)

    Sith again,
    like we did last summer,
    come on let's Sith again,
    like we did the whole year!

    Do you remember when,
    Palpatine were real stunnin',
    yeah, let's Sith again,
    Sith your time is here!

    And shock, and stun, and kill, and win,
    we go again!
    Oh, baby, i'll let you know,
    I love you so, and then:

    Come on, Sith again,
    like we did last summer,
    yeah, let's Sith again,
    like we did the whole year!
    Come on, let's Sith again,
    Sith your time is here!

    Whoa.. Well done!
  • Do you take requests? Spent so much time reading these and getting songs stuck in my head. Great job everyone very entertaining.
  • DuneSeaFarmer
    1509 posts Member
    edited November 15
    I can try.. :)

  • DuneSeaFarmer
    1509 posts Member
    edited November 15
    Look at me (Sandra dee) Grease

    Look at me I'm the RNG
    Lousy drops most frequently
    Won't give you shards till you try really hard
    I can't I'm the RNG

    Watch it! Hey, I'm Free to play!
    I was not brought up that way
    Won't spend a dime, I'll just invest time
    Sorry, I'm Free to play!

    I don't drink, at the game I may swear
    As for the meta, I just don't care
    I get ill with one wasted gem
    Keep your filthy paws off my zeta mats
    And don't you dare mess with my Zombie again!

    As for you Legendary event
    I know you just want more gems and credits spent
    But you go to far, it's only 3 star..
    Hey, I'm Free to play!

    Revan, Revan, let me be
    Keep that dark side far from me
    Just know your place, you won't even show your face..

    Hey, I'm Free to play!
    Post edited by DuneSeaFarmer on
  • Pretty fly for a white guy


    You know it's kind of hard
    Just to get a shard today
    Our subject isn't Rich
    So he's only free to play
    He may not have R2
    And he may not have a Kylo
    But everything he lacks
    Well he makes up in denial
    So don't debate, though you know Revan's great
    You know he really couldn't get Him anyway
    He didn't have Zaalbar, Or even Mission Vao
    For you no Revan, for you no Revan
    So if you don't rate, zMaul can compensate
    At least you know you can always fill the forums with your hate
    The world needs FTPs
    So farm that brand new thing
    Give me another marquee
    Give me another marquee
    Give me another marquee
    And all the Whales say I'm pretty fly (without a Jedi)

    He needs some cool toons
    Not just any will suffice
    But he didnt have crystals
    So he farmed Kenobi twice
    Now Falling in arena, he sees Revans out the ****
    But if he gets marked
    They're gonna kick his lily ****
    Now he's getting gear for Urrrorror
    He's gettin more Carbs
    He Thought he bought a '3', but he got another '4'
    Friends say he needs more shards
    And he needs another ship
    But in his own mind
    He's the dopest trip
  • Paranoid - Black Sabbath/Ozzie

    Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with the grind
    People think I'm insane because I am farming all the time
    All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
    Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find some more shards just to pacify
    Can you help me, a legendary event again?
    Oh yeah
    I need someone to show me the shards in game that I can't find
    I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind
    Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
    Happiness I cannot feel, because the grind is very real
    And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
    I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late


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