Cantina Karaoke

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DuneSeaFarmer
2123 posts Member
edited October 2018
Okay, stand up and choose your song. Then reword it to be game related.

Imagine

Imagine there's no grinding, it's easy if you try.
No lower levels, above us only sky..
Imagine all your heroes, starred and fully geared.

You can say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday they do it, and we get back to having fun...


Okay next.. :)

Replies

  • I'll play...... Black Sabbath War Pigs

    Chewie's friends gathered in their masses
    Your toons seem slower than molasses
    A 12 second squad destruction
    Difficulty needs reduction
    In my brain the cut scene's burnin'
    It's in my dreams, I'm tossin' turnin'
    I'm now on my 100th tryyyyy
    This event is such a grind
    Oh, Lord, yeah!

    I'm here all night, try the veal......
  • BubbaFett wrote: »
    I'll play...... Black Sabbath War Pigs

    Chewie's friends gathered in their masses
    Your toons seem slower than molasses
    A 12 second squad destruction
    Difficulty needs reduction
    In my brain the cut scene's burnin'
    It's in my dreams, I'm tossin' turnin'
    I'm now on my 100th tryyyyy
    This event is such a grind
    Oh, Lord, yeah!

    I'm here all night, try the veal......

    I'm going up the rails on a raiding train! ;)
  • BubbaFett wrote: »
    I'll play...... Black Sabbath War Pigs

    Chewie's friends gathered in their masses
    Your toons seem slower than molasses
    A 12 second squad destruction
    Difficulty needs reduction
    In my brain the cut scene's burnin'
    It's in my dreams, I'm tossin' turnin'
    I'm now on my 100th tryyyyy
    This event is such a grind
    Oh, Lord, yeah!

    I'm here all night, try the veal......

    I'm going up the rails on a raiding train! ;)

    Lol..... Crazy train would be a good one....


    I've listened to CG
    I've read the raid rules
    Then they nerfed my zombie
    It's really not cool
    Doing p3 damage, that was my goal
    Now zombie just stands there, like a big lump of coal...
  • DuneSeaFarmer
    2123 posts Member
    edited October 2018
    Paranoid

    Finished with my roster 'cause they couldn't help me with my mind
    People think I'm insane because I am playing all the time
    All day long I think of theory but nothing seems to fly
    Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to meta-fy
    Can you help me, fortify my team?

    Oh yeah
  • KyJoe_Cool
    1255 posts Member
    edited October 2018
    How about Christmas themed ones? For the holidays. :)
    @DuneSeaFarmer @BubbaFett
    Here goes... (Y'all are gonna think I've lost it. lol) :lol: ;)

    O Christmas Tree - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool

    Oh RNG, Oh RNG
    how horrible is your drop rate...
    Oh RNG, Oh RNG
    how horrible is your drop rate...


    We Wish You a Merry Christmas - SWGoH Version - by KyJoe Cool

    We wish you a merry Sithmas,
    We wish you a merry Sithmas,
    We wish you a merry Sithmas
    And a happy new year.

    Good drop rates we wish,
    For you and your guild,
    We wish you a merry Sithmas
    And a happy new year.

    Please give us a Grievous rework,
    Please give us a Grievous rework,
    Please give us a Grievous rework
    At least by next year.

    :sunglasses:
  • "Please give us a Grievous rework"

    Now that would be a Sithmas miracle.. :)
  • Chandelier - Sia

    Dathomir Girls don't get hurt
    Can't feel anything, when they learn
    They push it down, push it down

    Daka is the one "for a good res call"
    Phone's blowin' up, they're ringin' her doorbell
    She feels the love, feels the love

    One, two, three, one, two, three, zap
    One, two, three, one, two, three, zap
    One, two, three, one, two, three, zap

    Bring em back, till she lost count

    She's gonna swing from the Dathomir Trees, from the Dathomir Trees
    She's gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
    Like it doesn't exist
  • Nicho
    67 posts Member
    edited October 2018
    Un even flow
    Shards don't arrive like butter flies...
    Even tho oh
    I refresh three times a day eyyah oh

    Someday he will,
    He will buy crystals again oh....
    Not today eh...
    Cuz it's tossing cash away, cash away eh, cash away eh....
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  • "Please give us a Grievous rework"

    Now that would be a Sithmas miracle.. :)

    Lol. Yes Sir @DuneSeaFarmer it would be! haha :smiley: :blush: That's what I'm gonna ask Santa for this year, along with two vaults of crystals... ;)
  • Beat it

    You better spend, you better do what you can
    You want to max out Jango, if it means you’re a broke man
    You want to get Jango, better spend what you can
    So buy him, but you want him 7*

    So buy him, buy him, buy him, buy him
    No one wants him at just 3*
    Showin’ how much cash you’re gonna spend
    It doesn’t matter if your marriage will end
    Just buy him, buy him
    Just buy him, buy him
    Just buy him, buy him
    Just buy him, buy him
  • Beat it

    You better spend, you better do what you can
    You want to max out Jango, if it means you’re a broke man
    You want to get Jango, better spend what you can
    So buy him, but you want him 7*

    So buy him, buy him, buy him, buy him
    No one wants him at just 3*
    Showin’ how much cash you’re gonna spend
    It doesn’t matter if your marriage will end
    Just buy him, buy him
    Just buy him, buy him
    Just buy him, buy him
    Just buy him, buy him

    Ok. That was awesome @DaPowerfulJedi now I gotta step up my game :tongue:
  • All I Do Is Win - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool

    All I do is farm, farm, farm
    no matter what.
    Got crystals on my mind,
    I can never get enough.
    And every time
    I battle with my shardmates,
    Everybody's rank goes up.......
    And it stays there!...
    And it stays there!...
    (But then it goes)
    Up, down
    Up, down
    Up, down
    All I do is farm, farm, farm
    And if you're gonna win
    Put your rank in the air
    Make it stay there!

    Best... Song... Ever! lol :tongue:
  • EA_Cian
    949 posts EA Moderator
    I just want to say that there are some very creative uses of popular songs here. And a lot of Black Sabbath love!
  • 500 miles - The Proclaimers

    When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
    I'm gonna be the man who plays another day
    When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who tries to level too

    If I get beat, well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who tries another day
    And if I level up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's levelling next to you

    But I would tap 500 times
    And I would tap 500 more

    Just to be the man who taps a thousand times
    To improve on my arena score..

    Da da da (da da da)
    Da da da (da da da)
    Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
    Da da da (da da da)
    Da da da (da da da)
    Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
  • Let's switch it up with some country..... Garth Brooks, friends in low places

    I tried fighting with Newt, and range trooper's boots
    But nihilus he just didn't care
    The last one to go was k2so
    Sion crushed him like he wasn't there
    Should have seen my surprise, the look in my eyes
    When he doled out his cycle of pain
    I fought back with chirrut, but the battle was through
    Time to back out and try over again

    Cuz I got toons in raid phases
    Where my debuffs dont stick
    And the boss, takes all my buffs away
    And I have to say....
    I'm not big on first and fourth phases
    Guess I'll go and farm, those node places
    Cuz I got toons, in raid phases...
  • DuneSeaFarmer
    2123 posts Member
    edited October 2018
    Another War Pigs..

    We've been sitting on our a..es
    Trying desperately to learn our classes

    Evil minds that plot this meta,
    Means we'll all have to do betta

    In the fields our heroes burning,
    As the hamster wheel keeps turning.

    Ire and hatred of the game,
    The more things change they stay the same.

    Oh Lord yeah
  • DuneSeaFarmer
    2123 posts Member
    edited October 2018
    Time to play the game - Motorhead (no rewording needed lol)

    It's time to play the game
    Time to play the game! Hahaha
    It's all about the game and how you play it.
    All about control and if you can take it.
    All about your debt and if you can pay it.
    It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.
    I am the game, you don't want to play me.
    I am control, no way you can change me.
    I am heavy debt, no way you can pay me.
    I am the pain and I know you can't take me.

    RIP Lemmy
  • Never Gonna Give You Up

    We’re no strangers to RNG
    You know the odds and so do I
    Hard node farms are what I’m thinking of
    You won’t get high drops drops even if you try

    I just wanna be done with farming
    Gotta make myself understand

    Never gonna get good drops
    Never gonna max out Bossk
    Never gonna get enough shards to upgrade
    Never gonna get good drops
    Never gonna max out Bossk
    Never gonna get enough shards to upgrade

    I lol'd at this one. Nice job!
  • A classic.... Ebony and Ivory

    PVP and rivalry working together in perfect harmony
    Side by side on the shard leaderboard, discord, why don't we?
    We all know that meta is the same wherever you go
    There is good and bad in ev'ryone
    We learn to live, when we learn to give
    Each other what we need to survive, at payout time
    PVP and rivalry working together in perfect harmony
    Side by side on the shard leaderboard, discord why don't we?
  • ^maximum effort
  • Animals (Maroon 5) - SWGoH version - by KyJoe Cool

    Jango
    I'm buying your shards tonight,
    Star you up
    Give you mods I'll slice,
    Just like pay to plays
    Pay to plays
    Like pay to plays, ohhh

    Jango
    You think that you can hide,
    But I can make you
    Gear 12 tonight
    Just like pay to plays
    Pay to plays
    Like pay to plays, ohhh

    < mic drop > :sunglasses:
  • Nice Joe.... Lol
  • Taking care of business - BTO

    You get up every morning
    From your 'larm clock's warning
    Open up your SWGOH, eyes still kind of hazy
    They call it star wars
    They should call it star chores
    Amount of stuff to do each day is kind of crazy
    And if it's payout time
    You can get to twenty nine
    If you start your slaving fights to get your pay
    If you ever get annoyed
    That the game is not enjoyed
    You can always put the phone down for a day
    And I'll be

    Taking care of SWGOH (every day)
    Taking care of SWGOH (every way)
    I've been taking care of SWGOH (it's all mine)
    Taking care of SWGOH and spending all my dime
    Work put

    The forums are always bichin'
    You can feel the fingers twitchin'
    I think all us players need to mellow
    It's like a constant spar
    Chances are it goes too far
    And you get a warning from that Kyno fellow
    People see you having fun
    Speeding up your Obi-wan
    Tell them that you like it this way
    It's the toons that we avoid
    That we will need to fill the void
    When chewie comes along one day
    And we be

    Taking care of SWGOH (every day)
    Taking care of SWGOH (every way)
    I've been taking care of SWGOH (it's all mine)
    Taking care of SWGOH and spending all my dime
    Work out

    Mercy
    Whooooo
    All right

    [Instrumental Interlude]

    Please do all my dailies, while I'm away
    When I'm away, every day
    Whoooo


  • ./LightSaberSalute

    Wow, just wow..
  • What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong

    I see gear of green, red debuffs too
    I hear the boom, and so do you
    And I think to myself
    What a wonderful world

    I see mods of blue and Stormies of white
    Bright Rockets Flash, Dark Lords Fight
    And I think to myself
    What a wonderful world

    The colors of a rainbow
    Burst so pretty in the sky
    Are also on the faces
    Of beings going by
    I see Scoundrels and Smugglers shaking hands, who knows what they'll do
    They're really saying, I don't trust you..

    And I think to myself
    What a wonderful world

    (To the new Star wars fans born everyday)

    I hear babies cry, I watch them grow
    They'll learn much more
    Than I'll never know
    And I think to myself
    What a wonderful world

    Yes, I think to myself
    What a wonderful world
  • Obla Di Obla Da - The Beatles

    Basti-la had a rework done to fix her face
    Jolee's farmable in SWGOH land
    Jolee says to Basti-la "I like your face"
    Bastila says this as she takes him by the hand

    Adi-Mundi Old Daka obi-wan brahhh
    Lala how the life goes on
    Adi-Mundi Old Daka obi-wan brahhh
    Lala how the life goes on

    Kit Fisto can be purchased in Cantina store
    Even six dot mods are now a thing
    Got some Lobot shards in my Galactic War
    Four hundred bucks and you can purchase Aurra Sing

    In a couple of years I'll have farmed the vets, need GETS
    Got a couple of teams running in the shard,
    I'm desperate and got a Jones..

    Tri-angle mods are just so GD hard to chase
    How does Traya fight without a hand?
    Why do ships fall down when they're in outer space?
    Zombie's kits too bloody hard to understand

    In a couple of years I'll have farmed the vets, need GETS
    Got a couple of teams running in the shard,
    I'm desperate and got a Jones

    Happy ever after in this SWGOH place
    Players farming Phoenix cross the land
    The metas something I will just refuse to chase
    This shard mafias completely out of hand

    And if you want some fun, take Adi-Mundi-daka!
  • Yesterday

    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
    now it looks as if they're here to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday

    Suddenly, my Night Sisters are half of what they used to be
    There's a shadow hanging over me, Oh, yesterday came suddenly

    Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say
    They did something wrong, now we long for yesterday.

    Yesterday, phase 3 was such an easy game to play
    Now we need a place to hide away
    Oh, I believe in yesterday....

  • Uptown funk

    This might be quite bold
    But I’m saving up my gold
    Hoping for a brand new
    A brand new heroes journey
    Zetas, credits, gear and mods saved in my inventory
    I’m farming up Hoda
    I’m not gonna have to worry

    I’m farming (farm ROLO)
    Earning shards fast as I can
    I’m farming (farm CHolo)
    Earning him fast as I can
    I’m farming (farm Chewy)
    Earning BHs fast as I can
    I’m farming (farm CLS)
    Do I have the right requirements, hope so

    I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
    I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
    I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
    I want Jedi Knight Luke (soon)
    ‘Cause we’ve been waiting 3 whole years
    ‘Cause we’ve been waiting 3 whole years
    ‘Cause we’ve been waiting 3 whole years
    November or December would be great
    Please don’t prove me wrong (come on)
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