Gather round gather round I am the will of the RNG gods

Drew1855

I am the high priest in SyNergy and by praying to the Rng gods, I have attained more than 50% full gear drop rates. The seven rng gods welcome all of us as equals but we all are not without sin. Come here, ask for blessings, take your walk of attonement and recieve your blessings in full gear by the RNG Gods!

Many Blessings,
SyN KarlMalown
Officer and High Rng Priest of SyNergy

TastyPants

This post will doom you to the barren land of crappy raid drops like the rest of us. Njoy your gloating for now, and wait for a time when you crave those last two droid caller pieces that wont drop for months.

Spartamaj

Next thing you know, he's gonna make virgins sacrifice to the rng gods.

Drew1855

If it is the will of the gods then be it shall

TastyPants

Drew1855 wrote: »

If it is the will of the gods then be it shall

In that case give me your blessing anointed one!

Rubic06

It is known.

pip_ninja

He told me if I rubbed him before our last raid I would have good luck, all I got was junk and shame.

TroutFett18

May the seven rain blessings upon you, may the lord of light show you the way, and may you avoid the many faced God for all eternity. It is known....

Drew1855

@pip_ninja you, have dishonored the gods, you did not take you walk of attonement. Blessings be on @TroutFett18 and @TastyPants on your next heroic raid

Quicksilver

pip_ninja wrote: »

He told me if I rubbed him before our last raid I would have good luck, all I got was junk and shame.

you fell for the oldest trick in the book lol

ShaolinPunk

Hahaha BLESS ME! BLESS ME!

Jesse

Drew1855 wrote: »

I am the high priest in SyNergy and by praying to the Rng gods, I have attained more than 50% full gear drop rates. The seven rng gods welcome all of us as equals but we all are not without sin. Come here, ask for blessings, take your walk of attonement and recieve your blessings in full gear by the RNG Gods!

Many Blessings,
SyN KarlMalown
Officer and High Rng Priest of SyNergy

Lol walk of atonement... "SHAME!! SHAMEE!!!" Game of Thrones anyone?

scuba

@Drew1855

So you can copy and paste you apology later

I am the lowly servant to the RNG Gods, I have lost my right to full gear drops. The seven RNG gods welcome all of us as equals and I have sinned believing I speak for them. I come here to ask for their forgiveness and to be once again blessed with full gear drops.

Drew1855

@ShaolinPunk @scuba many blessings the rng would like to grant you favor in the next 2 heroic raids in your walk of attonement

ShaolinPunk

Yaaaaaay!

scuba

Nooooooooo. You might upset the almighty C3PO.

W4LT3R_WH1T3

Keep going RNG priest gives us your blessing so we can prosper in the future

Phillias1

Nothing else has worked for me. Might as well pray. Could use a blessing

Drew1855

@Phillias1 the gods have spoken and your phase 1 will guarantee you good RNG the gods have blessed you.

pac0naut

After completing our very first Heroic (actually, crushing it), I bow before the RNGods and pray to baby RNGesus that I am bestowed at least one fully crafted Caller (or I'll take 40 salvage....beggars can't be choosers) for the most high Admiral of Ackbar.

Wait.....do I have to walk through the streets in my birthday suit? Because, it's like, 115 here in the land of the monument of man's arrogance also known as Phoenix. I'd rather not.

NPMelo

bless me, oh chosen one
XD

Sunnie1978

The golden God of the Ewoks recognizes no other Gods, especially those of RNG. It is against his programming. Pray to C3PO and he will bless you with an abundance of scanners and droid callers. @scuba @Drew1855

Drew1855

Shame ye who disgraces the gods! Because of @Sunnie1978 acts it has angered the rng gods and now @NPMelo will suffer as will sunnie with horrendous odds of fully crafted purple gear

ShaolinPunk

Word to your moms, he came to drop bombs, got more RNG than Costco has noms.

Sunnie1978

@drew1855 C3PO blesses and protects me. Despite never finishing in the top half of my guild, he showers me with fully crafted gear for my devotion. :-)

pac0naut

ShaolinPunk wrote: »

Word to your moms, he came to drop bombs, got more RNG than Costco has noms.

On Saturdays ESPECIALLY. You can wander a Costco and eat lunch for the low price of Free 99!

EscapeArtist51

@Drew1855 my lord, thank ye for your many blessings. I was allowed to be number 1 in arena only due to your help. Praise be to RNGesus, and the seven gods.

Drew1855

@EscapeArtist51 your devotion to the gods will not go unnoticed you will reap much rewards now in raids! The Rng has spoken to me.

C3POwn

I have blessed you @scuba @Sunnie1978

Shizznitt22

Rng gods can smd

pnutbutter

Worse than Scientology. Karlology. Follow my sheep. Follow to the slaughter...