New star wars movie concepts based on meta

Vodeux

Ea has basically created their own star wars universe since all the meta in the current game had little or non functioning roles in any real storyline. So based on this meta the title of star was should be

star wars: bug force
Identical twin genosians takes on the world. Their road to fame is that one can tell these two apart until its too late. They conquered the sith because darth maul just stood there and died, sidious kept spinning and fell dead. Dooku just dodged himself outta the script.
the jedi's Were too fun to kill because they are basically the council of clowns. In this universe the lightsabers are glow sticks with cool sounds, mace, the best duelist just like to Twirl and dance, anakin and kit tickles everyone, while ashoka, yoda and qgj flies around acrobatically. luke carries a rifle made 50,000 years ago and leiya does magic tricks by vanishing with her small handgun that can sometimes one shot them. How funny is that!

benacrow

Also there's some big red guy with a stick who stuns Rey by touching her, but then Rey takes her very similar stick and kills the red guy because she prayed hard that day. Then some old man came by and waved his hands around while everyone forgot how to Star Wars and just threw pebbles in retaliation while he stepped to the side to dodge each and every one of them.