There once was a man named Ricárd,
Who was farming Gamorrean Guard,
He's been at it a week
and the outlook is bleak,
He still doesn't have the first shard.
Looking to draft a few new players into our family of guilds, we have a few spots to fill and offer a little something for any type of player. From casual to committed, Secluded Empire Alliance has something for you!
With all the new stuff happening in the game right now, the last thing you want is to be in a stagnant guild or, even worse, guildless. Hit is up today and find out what opportunities await within the Secluded Empire Alliance!
There once was a man from De Lourde,
Who wanted to clear the whole board,
He killed all the squads
'cause he had better mods
and now he can claim his reward.
We're still looking for a few recruits for our top tier guilds and still have plenty of room in our 4th starter guild. Sign up today, you won't regret it!
We have a kettle on the boil - won't you come sit for a spell and let the elders riddle about with ancient fables such as "I doth recall the dark times when one could not sim galactic war" and other favorites. Also we're looking for a couple of solid members to bring into the fold. Hit us up!
This game is here to stay, I think the community has proven that. The Secluded Empire Alliance is also here to stay, our dedicated family of members have proven that. We are currently looking to expand membership for all 4 of our guilds. Whether you're a seasoned veteran looking for a solid guild or a new player seeking guidance and roster development, reach out to us today and see all the options we have available for you!
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Who was farming Gamorrean Guard,
He's been at it a week
and the outlook is bleak,
He still doesn't have the first shard.
Who got his **** kicked in Geo TB,
He said with a tear
As he finished his beer
"If only I'd farmed General G".
Who was trying to 7* Chewie,
He had what he needed
But still couldn't beat it
So he drank up 2 quarts of Drambuie.
Who wanted to clear the whole board,
He killed all the squads
'cause he had better mods
and now he can claim his reward.
(waves hand)