Star Wars Jokes

What are some of your favorite Star Wars related jokes that you know? Here are a couple of mine

Q: What can’t Jedi send documents or pictures in their emails?
A:
Because attachments are forbidden

Q: Who is the most vulgar character from Star Wars?
A:
R2D2. They beeped out every one of his lines

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  • What are some of your favorite Star Wars related jokes that you know? Here are a couple of mine

    Q: What can’t Jedi send documents or pictures in their emails?
    A:
    Because attachments are forbidden

    Q: Who is the most vulgar character from Star Wars?
    A:
    R2D2. They beeped out every one of his lines

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  • Snake2
    1366 posts Member
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    This Muppet still has better expressions than cg yoda in the prequels
  • Nikoms565 wrote: »
    I tell my wife that whenever she leaves, "I'm like a stormtrooper darling....I always miss you." <3

    LOL. That’s awesome. 😄
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  • LendersQuiz
    152 posts Member
    edited August 23
    You might be a red_neck Jedi if...

    You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of beer.
    At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.
    You can easily describe the taste of an ewok.
    You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"
    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
    If you hear. . . "Luke, I am your father .................. and your uncle."
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  • A few of these jokes feel a little forced
  • A few of these jokes feel a little forced

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    lol
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  • KyJoe_Cool wrote: »
    A few of these jokes feel a little forced

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    lol

    I think I blew the dad joke out the windu
  • KyJoe_Cool wrote: »
    A few of these jokes feel a little forced

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    lol

    I think I blew the dad joke out the windu

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    😂
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  • There is always the all time classic...

    What is the body temperature of a taun-taun?
    Luke warm
  • CCyrilS
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  • This one from Kotor, not sure if it's original word by word, but found it as a quote on the internet:
    Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Suddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remaining one contacts their HQ and asks for instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything. A blaster shot is fired. The remaining Mandalorian opens his comlink and asks: "Okay, now what?"
  • CCyrilS
    2768 posts Member
    CadoaBane wrote: »
    This one from Kotor, not sure if it's original word by word, but found it as a quote on the internet:
    Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Suddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remaining one contacts their HQ and asks for instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything. A blaster shot is fired. The remaining Mandalorian opens his comlink and asks: "Okay, now what?"

    This reminds me of something you'd see on Red vs Blue
  • CadoaBane wrote: »
    This one from Kotor, not sure if it's original word by word, but found it as a quote on the internet:
    Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Suddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remaining one contacts their HQ and asks for instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything. A blaster shot is fired. The remaining Mandalorian opens his comlink and asks: "Okay, now what?"

    I've heard this one before, but it involves low IQ hill people known for the redness of their necks and 911.
  • CadoaBane wrote: »
    This one from Kotor, not sure if it's original word by word, but found it as a quote on the internet:
    Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Suddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remaining one contacts their HQ and asks for instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything. A blaster shot is fired. The remaining Mandalorian opens his comlink and asks: "Okay, now what?"

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    Lol
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  • LordDirt wrote: »
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    Lol. I love that one! Haha 😜
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  • A few of these jokes feel a little forced

    Well done sir.
  • The cringe of some of these jokes is rough and coarse and getting everywhere..
    Never make the mistake of believing forbearance equates to acceptance, or that all positions are equally valid.
  • Kisakee wrote: »
    The cringe of some of these jokes is rough and coarse and getting everywhere..

    So, this is the best place to hide children?
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