Days like these are so fun! How do you guys celebrate these mini-holidays?
I personally celebrate by keeping a tab open at my desk for every cheater thread, and hitting refresh on them all every hour or so. It's better than a cup of coffee!
To the devs (and Ultra) who stepped up here: THANK YOU! We really appreciate you cleaning up the game of cheaters, and the added entertainment (long live the train guy).
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"Covid made me delirious, and when I woke up I had CLS with G2 reqs!" It wasn't my fault!"
https://youtu.be/kEGryvfh1w4
CG are banning daily and on large batches in-between (each large ban wave has its own story and factors that led to it) and they are doing their due diligence for large ban waves but still a small handful might be legitimate players, so they do take all ban appeal requests seriously and some have gotten overturned by posting about it and making threads on forums
We had one large batch yesterday so there will be a large influx today and next few days
Can't say anymore than that nor do they tell me much about why xyz was banned or what the ban wave was for
But if you did cheat in the past, or are cheating or have considered cheating in any part of the game such as:
1. Any PvP game mode
2. Any PvE game mode
3. Resources (illegally acquiring Crystals, gear, mods, credits, etc)
You will be caught and permanently banned, it doesn't matter if you have are a 100k GP player or a 10 million GP player (and you can see a lot of 9 mil+ players get banned on tracking discord servers), CG has a zero tolerance policy towards it
You do it today, you might not be banned tonight but in a week or a month or so on, you will be eventually caught
"Guys, Skynet grew sentient and its first step to destroy humanity was to hijack my account and ruin Galaxy of Heroes for other players."
Ooh,that was a good one. How about these:
"Well, you see, I had ChatGPT open and I asked it to play a GAC match for me and when I got back I had all these crystals. I don't know what happened, but I spent them fifteen minutes ago and I haven't cheated since then, so I think it's unfair that I've been banned."
"IT WAS THE ONE-ARMED MAN!!!"
It was right after attack phase
“Look man i swear i didn’t cheat to get all these crystals, i found them on a crystal growing tree!”
“I was taken hostage by enemy forces. They stole my phone and tortured the passcode out of me. they cheated on there, it wasn’t me, i had nothing to do with it”
ChatGPT downloaded stolen credit card data to buy crystals to unlock every GL on my Alt in under a day. Has anyone ever seen a 100% FTP account like mine unlock every GL this quickly? 100% FTP to play, btw.
"So uh, I grabbed some popcorn but I think some of it got into my phone and messed around with some code."
I think we might be at the risk of derailment now.
What a great spaceballs reference
Unfortunately, as might be obvious from them cheating in the first place, they don't care about other players.